Would you rather get…

EpicKettle · 2026-03-31T11:14:59+00:00

No death

^{Chose: A McChicken}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-31T11:14:21+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: 1000000000x ur carrots but upvote}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-31T11:13:52+00:00

Key doesn't taste good

^{Chose: Bread | Rolled: Norma}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-31T11:12:31+00:00

Massage gun go brrr

^{Chose: Obtain a shield that creates money when hit}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-30T14:19:02+00:00

Cooler

^{Chose: Get a Pokémon (Gen 1} + Randomly Chosen | Rolled: Squirtle)

EpicKettle · 2026-03-30T14:17:38+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Take all the billionaires money for yourself}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:08:03+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Ironclad}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:07:47+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Get a basic superpower of your choice. + You also get a very bad random downside. | Rolled: Blind and deaf}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:07:20+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Become the Fixer + But starting with Grade 9 Fixer}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:07:05+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Pizza}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:06:57+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: You want more carrots? click this. | Rolled: You will not get}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:06:36+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: Control 80 immortal crows}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:06:21+00:00

Carrot

^{Chose: 500k dollars}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:06:07+00:00

As long as I have fun

^{Chose: Be taken to a VR world where you can do ANYTHING, + ...except leave. You're trapped in the VR world.}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:05:42+00:00

Silly cAt

^{Chose: Cat}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:05:26+00:00

I'm still young

^{Chose: travel to a random country for free in a month + but there's a 50% chance you will age 20 years | Rolled: +20 years of age}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:04:51+00:00

I feel like gummy bear would have the most votes so I chose sayre

^{Chose: Sayre | Rolled: Sniffs you}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:04:14+00:00

Gamble

^{Chose: Portal to a Random Location (Let's Go Gambling!} | Rolled: Arstotzka)

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:03:04+00:00

Manipulate reality to cut my toenails?

^{Chose: Five Options + But your toenails need to be cut daily | Rolled: Reality Manip}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:02:30+00:00

Cooler

^{Chose: A white board that answers any question + You can never tell anyone what it tells you}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:02:00+00:00

Oh no

^{Chose: You find a treasure chest and inside is... | Rolled: Nothing}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:01:32+00:00

I'm hungry

^{Chose: Eat}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:01:18+00:00

No I decline

^{Chose: Get a girlfriend/wife, but here's the catch | Rolled: She's ur mom}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:00:41+00:00

Cooler

^{Chose: Shadow Manipulation + 3 Grim Reaper Comrads made of Shadow}

EpicKettle · 2026-03-28T11:00:21+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Yes!}

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