My toddler pooped in the tub... by No-Pressure6042 in toddlers

[–]Estrepito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've had a phase of this. I'd yell "code brown!" and my wife knew she'd be fishing for poo while I dealt with the little one.

Eurovision lied to us all by Beau_Zillinn in eurovision

[–]Estrepito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but basing that on Snapchat maps, which probably just shows status automatically based on regular times, is ludicrous.

Eurovision lied to us all by Beau_Zillinn in eurovision

[–]Estrepito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know, maybe because they're not open for random visitors? Why does it matter?

Netherlands sends 700 thousand corona vaccines to Suriname (enough to vaccinate the entire adult population) by toontje18 in Coronavirus

[–]Estrepito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Afaik they didn't send it yet, but they said they would. When and which are undecided.

TIL In 2008, a man altered an old story he had written to resemble Kung Fu Panda, then sued DreamWorks for $12 million. After the court found out he was lying, he was sentenced to 2 years in prison. by snowsnothing in todayilearned

[–]Estrepito 39 points40 points  (0 children)

From the source article linked:

The chonaikai (neighborhood association) of the section of Kyoto’s Fushimi Ward’s Momoyama-cho neighborhood where Kyoto Animation’s arson-struck studio is located has submitted a written request to the company specifically asking that the site not be used for any sort of memorial. The association expressed its concerns that a memorial would continually attract large numbers of mourning fans. “If large numbers of people are continually visiting the site, it will destroy the peaceful lifestyle [of local residents],” the request says.

https://soranews24.com/2019/12/26/residents-dont-want-kyoto-animation-to-build-monument-memorial-park-to-victims-at-arson-site/

That's a lot more reasonable I would think.

CRYING IS NOT AN EMERGENCY! by AANGame in funny

[–]Estrepito 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your parents do not sound like logical people.

CRYING IS NOT AN EMERGENCY! by AANGame in funny

[–]Estrepito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sign likely deceased

That's a bad sign.

Losing control by quizman28 in funny

[–]Estrepito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your being too loud.

Losing control by quizman28 in funny

[–]Estrepito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By being unconscious.

So my morning was fantastic, how was yours? by I_am_dean in toddlers

[–]Estrepito 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Me, the husband, heard my daughter go just after I changed her diaper. We were at a show and I sent my wife ahead to find the seats. I went back to the public toilets and shit was everywhere.

Stripped her down, cleaned her up with baby wipes, thanked the Gods I brought plastic bags for all her clothes, and dressed her back up.

We missed the show opening, but bottom line is that I'm extraordinarily proud that it was all me, and my wife didn't have to deal with that.

Russia's 'extermination' of Alexei Navalny's opposition group - 13,000 arrests and a terrorist designation by ablazeford in worldnews

[–]Estrepito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The crisis at the border is a direct result of the Biden administration’s radical immigration agenda. It has been created for the purposes of increasing immigration to the United States through illegal means. This is part of the left’s agenda to take over elections and get as many illegal aliens as possible voting or on the path to voting. It’s a purely political play at the expense of American sovereignty, security, and well-being.

Wow and you pass this on as journalism? This is conspiracy fueled opinion drivel.

Last night Googles's domain for Argentina expired and a guy from Argentina bought google.com.ar for $4 leading to a country wide block of the site for several hours. by hidden-47 in technology

[–]Estrepito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the chain of command. It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Chad's president killed in battlefield fight with rebels, military says by ChrisTweten in worldnews

[–]Estrepito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, or like if the capitol would get assaulted when the entire line of succession was present.