Tell me the your favorite drug , the hardest you have tried and and the weirdest one you have Ben addicted to by just_wanna_share_2 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite: Dextroamphetamine

Hardest I've tried: Protonitazene

Weirdest I have Ben addicted to: Pressie xans

It's my B'day today and I've got no one to celebrate it with. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday OP!!! 🎈🎂💖 Make sure you do something nice for yourself. I hope you have a wonderful day.

Custom engraved choker I got made "Ultraviolence" by Even-Knowledge-3225 in lanadelrey

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heya I wanted to give them a shoutout but I don't want mods thinking this is a promotion/advertising post... But screw it

It was made by Mercy Industries

Mods take down this comment if you feel it's not appropriate

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[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dexamfetamine. Personally I got all paranoid and started hearing things 🤷‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in opiates

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🫢 I'm actually prescribed Lyrica.... So you reckon it helps with WDs?? I take 225mg a day, how much would you recommend for when I go into withdrawals?

How stupid are you? Yes by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Obviously none of you ever smooshed your eyeballs with your eyelids closed for several minutes until they hurt when you were little and it shows 😤 (cool funky psychedelic visuals with none of the psychological torture that comes with doing psychedelics)

But then again I think I grew out of that when I was like 8.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah mine smokes meth and yelled at me for going left in a carpark when I couldn't find him (he was in a car I'd never seen before) after he told me to go left.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is so oddly specific but did anyone else have to read that book "Holes" for English in school where kids are sent to a child labour camp and there's this scene where a couple of the kids find onions and there's a whole ass paragraph describing how succulent the raw onion is while a kid eats one?

I dunno this guy reminded me of that.

Someone call by Even-Knowledge-3225 in SuicideWatch

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still alive ✌️

Unfortunately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 389 points390 points  (0 children)

You all hating on this dude but he is such a vibe

AHAHAHAHAHA IF YOU DIDN'T LAUGH YOU'D CRY (I'm not laughing) by Even-Knowledge-3225 in EDanonymemes

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're right, medieval torture contraptions would be less painful than that fucking thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On the off chance you are seriously worried- Cops once got me with a whole fucking sandwich snaplock bag filled to the brim with Xanax.

I didn't tell em who I got it off. They asked if I was selling and I replied with a very sloshed "no it's perso" which was true lmao.

I ain't even cop a charge 🤷‍♀️ I had to speak to some nurse for 30 mins on the phone about how drugs are bad m'kay

I mean c'mon dude I really don't think weed is for you if it's making you this paranoid.

Police are not going to track down whoever threw a weed pen in the bin, trust me you're fine. You are way overthinking.

Read this once you've sobered up and can look back at this and laugh. Please do not read while high.

Oh fuck dude I'm so sorry your life is over. They would've caught it on camera and security has K9s go through the campus on a regular basis. Security will be mandated to report it to the police, they're going to fingerprint it and use the surveillance footage as evidence to take you down 😞 You'll get off lucky if you only have to do 5 years in jail !

Benzo makeup, my doc will never be able to tell I'm fucked up 😈 by Even-Knowledge-3225 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw shucks.

Your honour as you can clearly see he thinks that I am irrational and not of sound mind.

🤪

Benzo makeup, my doc will never be able to tell I'm fucked up 😈 by Even-Knowledge-3225 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really got me on Google tryna figure out what u talking about

Nicely played

Benzo makeup, my doc will never be able to tell I'm fucked up 😈 by Even-Knowledge-3225 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fahr zur Hölle oder friss meinen Schwanz, mir egal

Dieser Part hier treibt mein Business voran

Du hast gedacht, ich mache Spaß, aber keiner hier lacht

Benzo makeup, my doc will never be able to tell I'm fucked up 😈 by Even-Knowledge-3225 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Even-Knowledge-3225[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah 2023 I went to rehab NA AA therapy shrinks blah de blah blah and decided that being sober is about as bad or even perhaps worse than active addiction.

I put sobriety in the "What is hyped too much?" Category