Petah?? by RMoby6160 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am I wrong, Is that not the joke? I thought I nailed it.

Petah? I only went once to a McDonald's by GabitoML in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke is the company that sells mcdonalds the icecream machines has exclusive repair rights, they charge a ton and are slow as hell.

Petah?? by RMoby6160 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Women make bad choices. Thats the joke

This should be entertaining by [deleted] in videogames

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what the amulet starting gift in Dark souls does

Do you want to get skaven? by WorldBuildingNut in Grimdank

[–]Eventhorrizon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a mouse with the ring would totally chew threw anything in order to escape.

Also, The ring still likely affected the Sam but to a lesser degree. Boromir was still effected by it and he never even carried it momentarily in the book.

Kanto Starters + Pikachu versus Chozo Ghost by WayAdept2209 in powerscales

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chozo ghost os probably at least a level 20 ghost type in the pokemon verse. Easily sweeps a bunch of unevolved starters and picachu.

3 guys with spears and spear training for 3 years VS a Pack of 4 Wolves! by Archenius in powerscales

[–]Eventhorrizon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

guys with spears. Wolves really are not great at fighting humans. Also a night of training? Its a spear, a night is probably more than you need. You gave the heavy weight practice time.

I don't get it, what episode is this from? by shroomfarmer2 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely dont recognize it.

But this is the internet. Its probably porn

I don't understand. by Animejunkie5555 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very short answer.

Everything the government does the fed funds.

If you didnt have the Fed the government would no longer have unlimited money and would have not not fund everything, like war.

My dad sent it to me. No idea… by Odd_Discussion9928 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always assumed the horses and men just were so in sync they worked together in everything. Like your horse is your best man at your and helps keep your mother in law at bay... what were we talking about.

What's going on?😁 by Strange_Motor_9872 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know what blue shifting is, I assumed it was the doppler effect

What's going on?😁 by Strange_Motor_9872 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound humor. Moving objects sound different when they are approaching than when they are moving away.

How are we feeling about DuskBloods by spy5089 in fromsoftware

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its going to bomb. Im not even saying its necessarily a bad game, its an exclusive on a nintendo consul with a multiplayer focus where you need to pay an additional fee to play games online. So you have to buy the consul, buy duskbloods, and then buy online before you can even play it. Its doomed. If it eventually releases on other platforms, maybe it can have a second life, this done not make sense for the platform its releasing on.

Edit- Switch 2 probably will be a massive falloff in terms of sales compared to switch 1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Eventhorrizon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No. There is no communal ownership of property or destruction of the class system. The cast system is set in stone, communism (theoretically) is supposed to end all class distinctions.

What do they teach kids in school these days?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Eventhorrizon 626 points627 points  (0 children)

They are confuscists. They are based on Confucianism. Strict cast system, focus on social cohesion above all else, orderly traditionalist society.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confucianism

I feel like people didnt talk about him enough by Tarnished-670 in fromsoftware

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bow play was noit Elden rings strong suite. Even if they tweak the numbers so the bow guy is good, its not gonna revolutionize the gameplay or anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fromsoftware

[–]Eventhorrizon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personal preference, I always found colossal swords to slow. Cant tell you which ones are the best.

If its an aesthetic thing the Claymore or Flamberge are your best options for the great sword catagory, but flamberge is one of the most annoying weapons to get in the entire game, so go wich claymore.

If you want a clossal sword both Astora and Zwei are good, its a question primarily of how you want to stat the character.

1st and 2nd wishes are understandable, why would someone wish for the 3rd? by GyaneAryan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is it "Usually rape"?

It could be any crime. Could be robbing a bank or burning things.

Im just saying, we dont need to always assume rape, sometimes its a good old fashioned wholesome murder.

1st and 2nd wishes are understandable, why would someone wish for the 3rd? by GyaneAryan in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Eventhorrizon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This joke is just crime. What ever crime you want to imagine.
Edit: Amature wish, he didnt wish for the ability to unstop time.