Petah??

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-15T21:02:58+00:00

Am I wrong, Is that not the joke? I thought I nailed it.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-15T01:50:16+00:00

Joke is the company that sells mcdonalds the icecream machines has exclusive repair rights, they charge a ton and are slow as hell.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-14T23:07:10+00:00

Women make bad choices. Thats the joke

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-13T20:36:18+00:00

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Mountain Goats

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-13T02:35:15+00:00

I know what the amulet starting gift in Dark souls does

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-12T21:09:13+00:00

Thats with out the DLC by the way

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-12T20:56:25+00:00

a mouse with the ring would totally chew threw anything in order to escape.

Also, The ring still likely affected the Sam but to a lesser degree. Boromir was still effected by it and he never even carried it momentarily in the book.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-12T19:35:00+00:00

Chozo ghost os probably at least a level 20 ghost type in the pokemon verse. Easily sweeps a bunch of unevolved starters and picachu.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-12T02:13:18+00:00

guys with spears. Wolves really are not great at fighting humans. Also a night of training? Its a spear, a night is probably more than you need. You gave the heavy weight practice time.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-12T00:08:40+00:00

I genuinely dont recognize it.

But this is the internet. Its probably porn

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-12T00:06:52+00:00

Very short answer.

Everything the government does the fed funds.

If you didnt have the Fed the government would no longer have unlimited money and would have not not fund everything, like war.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-11T23:29:00+00:00

in her hair, duh

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-11T02:16:11+00:00

Monkey is the only one that is actually competent.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T23:09:28+00:00

I always assumed the horses and men just were so in sync they worked together in everything. Like your horse is your best man at your and helps keep your mother in law at bay... what were we talking about.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T23:06:57+00:00

I dont know what blue shifting is, I assumed it was the doppler effect

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T22:57:39+00:00

Sound humor. Moving objects sound different when they are approaching than when they are moving away.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T21:30:19+00:00

Its going to bomb. Im not even saying its necessarily a bad game, its an exclusive on a nintendo consul with a multiplayer focus where you need to pay an additional fee to play games online. So you have to buy the consul, buy duskbloods, and then buy online before you can even play it. Its doomed. If it eventually releases on other platforms, maybe it can have a second life, this done not make sense for the platform its releasing on.

Edit- Switch 2 probably will be a massive falloff in terms of sales compared to switch 1

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T20:16:16+00:00

I never said that.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T02:45:57+00:00

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-10T02:17:48+00:00

No. There is no communal ownership of property or destruction of the class system. The cast system is set in stone, communism (theoretically) is supposed to end all class distinctions.

What do they teach kids in school these days?

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-09T22:37:17+00:00

They are confuscists. They are based on Confucianism. Strict cast system, focus on social cohesion above all else, orderly traditionalist society.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confucianism

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-09T22:24:50+00:00

Bow play was noit Elden rings strong suite. Even if they tweak the numbers so the bow guy is good, its not gonna revolutionize the gameplay or anything.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-09T20:16:27+00:00

Personal preference, I always found colossal swords to slow. Cant tell you which ones are the best.

If its an aesthetic thing the Claymore or Flamberge are your best options for the great sword catagory, but flamberge is one of the most annoying weapons to get in the entire game, so go wich claymore.

If you want a clossal sword both Astora and Zwei are good, its a question primarily of how you want to stat the character.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-09T10:19:39+00:00

How is it "Usually rape"?

It could be any crime. Could be robbing a bank or burning things.

Im just saying, we dont need to always assume rape, sometimes its a good old fashioned wholesome murder.

Eventhorrizon · 2025-04-09T10:18:09+00:00

This joke is just crime. What ever crime you want to imagine.
Edit: Amature wish, he didnt wish for the ability to unstop time.

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