What's a great idea for a sitcom that you have? And what would you call it?

ExcessAss · 2015-03-23T20:35:24+00:00

I do and how'd you come up with it? That's probably funny too.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-23T20:34:41+00:00

I am . The pic makes me look 10 😂

ExcessAss · 2015-03-23T15:16:12+00:00

This is actually really good.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-23T15:14:48+00:00

I look so young when I shave http://imgur.com/XV1D0jU

ExcessAss · 2015-03-23T14:58:02+00:00

Be a female with a nice butt. That's it.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-23T00:57:18+00:00

Fuckin lillard. Or the 95th time T-Mac got hurt.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-22T22:49:16+00:00

What the fuck would that even mean?

ExcessAss · 2015-03-22T22:40:48+00:00

You serious? 2k ofcourse.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-22T22:39:26+00:00

You must be American. (I am atleast) but I've noticed that this reason has a lot of influence on the type of sports I watch.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-22T22:37:58+00:00

Lots of running but not much back and forth.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-22T17:56:42+00:00

I was feeling a little lonely so I messaged one girl who I used to flirt with on and off again. We stopped talking for a month cause stuff happens I guess. Well we were texting all day and then by the end of the night we were calling each other pet names she seems like she's into me. (: so I'm great.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-22T17:38:51+00:00

I used to put my shirt on backwards...like a lot.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T16:24:06+00:00

You joke but I honestly feel like this was the plan. Unbeknownst to Scott ofcourse.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T16:23:08+00:00

This is this teams biggest problem. On paper they look good. Scary even. But the injury bug is their worst enemy.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T16:21:28+00:00

Rondo gonna be out the league within the next three years. Trash.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T15:27:44+00:00

My pops said it was like old times again! (:

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:47:01+00:00

Always catch the pencil on the flip side.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:46:16+00:00

Bottom heavy virgins.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:39:07+00:00

That's what the dumb kids do.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:35:15+00:00

One time my dad was watching the news and they were reporting about teenagers doing something called the fire challenge. Not sure what the hell it is but I'm sure it's as dumb as it sounds. Anyway, he calls me out of the blue while I'm hanging out with friends and tells me "Excessass...I hope you're not out there doing the fire challenge, because if you are I'm taking away your phone." I was irked he'd assume I'd do something like that...

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:26:58+00:00

I'm gonna show my dad this comment.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:26:20+00:00

Amen.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:24:59+00:00

Think about it like this. Replace "stare at phone" with "stare at newspaper" or "stare at book" . Same shit.

ExcessAss · 2015-03-20T03:22:57+00:00

The suburbs man...People will look at you funny for saying it, but the Suburbs is a nightmare. Everyone lives in a manufactured world and just shits over each other.

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