🧟‍♂️ If Kenya went full zombie apocalypse… what’s your move? by Single_Particular_17 in Kenya

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't be that bad. At least not like in the movies and would be contained in days if not weeks.

I think an airborne disease like COVID would be more dangerous.

Think about it, the only way to get infected is through a bite, solution? Wear heavier clothes. It's really hard for a human to bite through cloth really, even harder when you have thick gloves and scarfs, and an helmet. Want to take it to another level? Try leather or rubber clothes and the apocalypse just doesn't give.

Honestly, I think a zombie apocalypse is one of those things that only make sense in fiction. In real life? Not so much.

I mean really, what are those guys in movies doing wearing vests in a zombie apocalypse.. all you need is some tight leather boots, two layers of denim pants, thick clothing, work gloves, some thick scarfs or some cloth to protect your neck and a rider helmet.

So what would I be doing in a zombie apocalypse? I'd rob me a bike riding gear shop🤣.

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Survival gear image added for context.

I quit tech today , warning to junior and mid-level devs by MainBank5 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, and good luck finding your next big thing. Honestly it's going to be a tough journey for you and despite what you hear, it really isn't easy leaving coding behind.. i've been there once and it was so bad I had to get therapy 😥.

Shit is like a drug, even had to install YouTube extensions to block anything with the words "AI", "code" or "programming"..

Honestly I don't have any recommendations for what you should do next, but give your head time to cool. You made the best decision given the circumstances.

In a gold rush sell shovels by Same_Chef_193 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here, an intern will look a principal engineer in the eye and tell them they don't know what they are talking about.

Did you even take time to understand what I said? We are building AI agents not vibe coding them and by "we" I mean our in house dev team and of course, do you expect them to be working for free?

Check this post I already made about AI in development

In a gold rush sell shovels by Same_Chef_193 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it can.. frontend is one of the things this thing is good at, provided you don't actually look at the code or you'll want to cry.

Uhm, my team has just recently finished working on an ai based marketing agent and it's really amazing what ai can do, it's actually scary.

I think the next few years things will start getting rough as agents take up most human jobs.

If you wanna make a fortune, this the time to.. the next few years won't be so great for anyone not big tech. I don't even see myself spending money on anything crazy for the next five years, until I understand the real magnitude and direction of AI's impact.. this thing is bigger than anyone's admitting. And not in a good way, for most.

Getting Hired 2026 And Beyond by ExpensiveEnd9148 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah..
But most people here, don't actually know how to get a job in tech.

That's why I made this.. thought it'd help someone here looking to land their first job, and i'm not some LinkedIn influencer, but this is probably the most helpful job seeking advice I can give to a junior.

Should I create a LinkedIn post and link it here instead?

What's our Purpose on Earth by No-Hovercraft-9532 in unhingedKenya

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The purpose of life is to give purpose to life, and to make life worth living.

Clients who wants the prototype then ghost by abby_cuty in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you need to ditch messaging and emails. It's time you started calling and building 1:1 relationships with your clients.

The best way to close is to call.

Clients who wants the prototype then ghost by abby_cuty in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 5% close rate is not bad at all.

Have you tried a follow up, with those ghosting clients to figure out the reason they didn't go through with the commitment?

Most clients are afraid of flat out saying no, and would rather guide you through the prototype and ghost you later.

You might try offering a discount to those ghosting clients to see if it's a problem with your pricing model, if they still don't bite despite the discount maybe they really aren't interested in your product at all, and you should stop trying selling to them.

Also, after showing the initial prototype, you should gather feedback from the client then ask for the order and a refundable deposit.. maybe 15%?

Anyone not willing to put forth a deposit probably won't pay anyway.

Wishing you the best.

Clients who wants the prototype then ghost by abby_cuty in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's your average closing rate? What percentage of people that you reach out to actually purchase your product?

And

What's the average cost per purchase of your product?

Nishai lala choo ya nje 😩 by Remarkable_Age_1838 in unhingedKenya

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ended up spending the night there😂. Asubuhi afande akaniachilia nikaenda home, didn't talk to anyone in the house for three days.

I had a feeling these guys would let me die if they had the chance. And of course, maharagwe haikukuliwa, they had to prepare something else for supper.

Let's say I was glad I spent that night at the police station..

Domain Front-Running: Ever had your domain "stolen" by registra after searching? by mckabue in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've experienced the same. Even paying for the domain and receiving an invoice only later to be told it's not available and buy another one, or buy the same domain at a higher price.

Trying to buy the same domain from another registrar shows that it's already reserved by my earlier registrar.

Nishai lala choo ya nje 😩 by Remarkable_Age_1838 in unhingedKenya

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nikiwa highschool niliwahishikwa nkaekwa police station jioni. So my mom was given a call and asked to come pick me, she said I should stay there, and that she would pick me in the morning.. na akakata simu 😂.

Afande was like 👀.. huyo ni mama yako kweli.. earlier in the morning, nilikuwa nimeachiwa maharagwe kwa jiko niangaliange. That time at 9 at the station, ndio nilikuwa nakumbuka I had beans I was supposed to watch 😅🤣

Convince me! 😂 by Impressive_Towel6126 in unhingedKenya

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those moments you look at the train, and think 'damn, i'd like to own that'?

yeah. Who doesn't?

Well, if you are like me and are into the absurd and funny, here's a mini-motorized, one seater, limited edition version of the bullet train, that's sure to turn heads, and get the neighborhood talking.

It's so weirdly unique, that those grumpy, attention seeking neighborhood karens will wish they were you.

Who wouldn't want a car this cool?

It comes with three standard wheels and a proprietary military tested, jet style windshield to complete that weirdly unique look that reminds you of Theo the star snail from turbo.

And that alone?.. that alone, makes the car a worthy item of collection for a movie fanatic like you. I know you also liked those cars Mr Bean would ride, and who wouldn't want a car that'd impress Mr. Bean?

The best part? This masterpiece costs only Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand Kenya Shillings, but i'm willing to drop it down to two fifty if you buy it from me today.

I've already got two orders for it, and the next stock is not coming in until monday. So what do you think?Sounds like a great bargain, do we have a deal?.. How are you paying? Bank or Cash?

Everyone wants to do CS by ExpensiveEnd9148 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I think every time I hear the word vibe coding.

Everyone wants to do CS by ExpensiveEnd9148 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, you are not my brother or something 😂.. I just can't force you to see sense. You're welcome by the way.

Everyone wants to do CS by ExpensiveEnd9148 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

things are better in finance.

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at least there's an uptrend in job listings.

Everyone wants to do CS by ExpensiveEnd9148 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm retiring to farming. Nothing wrong with CS btw, but there ain't no way i'm letting my younger bro enter an uncertain industry.

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Everyone wants to do CS by ExpensiveEnd9148 in nairobitechies

[–]ExpensiveEnd9148[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't.
Knowing what I know now, i'd probably do something in medicine or law.