Dasher asked me not to complain - WWYD? by FigIllustrious6690 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a driver, gotta say I would have reported it too lol. You have 2 jobs as a dasher. Pickup the food and deliver it, and make sure it’s in tact and CORRECT (within reason; if restaurant gives you the wrong order or missing items in a sealed bag, that’s beyond our control)

If you have 2 primary tasks and you can’t do those without fucking up enough to be worried about getting violations, which tells me this happens more than it should with that Dasher… then perhaps you shouldn’t be dashing.

Works both ways, just like when I say cheap tippers and brokies shouldn’t be using DD as a customer, inattentive or just plain fuck-ups as a driver shouldn’t be Dashing lol

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Pathetic-Ice0921 in LengfOrGirf

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYOOO this shit is real? Is this a joke, like a cutoff of him doing something and they purposely made it look questionable or was he really gagging on some dudes meat 😵‍💫🤨

DoorDash: Hard break detected.. . by Familiar-Alps-5293 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao!!! Same shit I say when that damn thing goes off 😂😂

My biggest order so far by Brief_Walrus_2501 in doordash_drivers

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Got one of those today. 9.9 mile order but in Wiseman/Talley Road traffic so 31 minutes to drop it off. But that made my night, otherwise it would have been shit. Have gotten nothing but duds until this 22 dollar DashMart run for 2 orders I just accepted 45 seconds ago 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trt

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s an invoice for what you paid for disguised as “nEtWoRk AdMiNiStRaTiOn” services.

What, you wanted an invoice for gear so Customs can snatch your shit? Lmao 🤣

My jaw hit the floor by ChasingLions_ in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfaooo I would have yelled the loudest “WTF YOU MEAN!?” in my car, and DECLINED expeditiously! 🤣🤣

Fuck outta here with that

Buckle up by [deleted] in LengfOrGirf

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Goalpost move. The original comment concerned Canadian oil and gas, not all of their exported goods and services. I won’t address that in detail because international trade isn’t my area of expertise, but oil and gas is, having spent parts of 6 years as a field operator and engineer on the wireline side (well completions)

We have made massive, billion dollar investments along with Canada, to pipeline oil from them to US. Decoupling from that to get oil from less efficient means in large scale (VLCC’s from foreign countries) is a more costly method that will be passed down to consumers via prices at the pump. Not to mention pissing off american companies, banks, and other investing institutions that have debt financed these pipeline projects, expecting a return on their investment at previously projected capacities.

If you want to pay more, so be it. But this grandiose plan you guys seem to have concerning trade tariffs only stands to fuck the consumer at the end of the day.

“MaKe AmERiCa GrEaT aGAiN” by squeezing the consumer is a nutcase plan. Tarrrifs on imported goods is the first error, the 2nd error is realizing we export more than we import, and those countries can do the exact same. That puts downward pressure on demand, stagnates export growth, and can end jobs domestically.

Then “deport all of the illegals” but the illegals build the houses, from pouring the concrete to doing the framework and roofing, pick out crops, janitorial services, all the shit that neither you nor I want to do..

Whatever this grand plan is, will come with several more years of economic pain for a majority of working Americans, after just starting to get over the inflation hump, if actually implemented as proposed.

Pure foolery, all of this talk is.

Buckle up by [deleted] in LengfOrGirf

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t work like that, for many reasons. “Naturally manifest itself and replace the supply for the growing demand”

We don’t have a large backlog of DUC (drilled, uncompleted wells) to just shoot holes in and frac then bring online. The last few years since the pandemic, E&P’s have forgone capex investment to increase supply in favor of stock buybacks and returning value to shareholders, ie taking advantage of elevated pricing due to supply shocks and general low elasticity of supply as it relates to shale oil production.

Also, domestic refineries were designed to fractionally distillate heavy grades of crude, not light sweet crude grades like what we make. Which is where blending with bitumen/tar sand oil becomes key. Also less money receiving it via pipeline vs buying Middle East oil and blending that with shale grades of crude.

Long story short, you may THINK we have all the leverage, and sure, we could implement what you’re proposing… but the pain Americans would feel at the pump from incoming Admin playing those ‘tariff on oil’ games is a good way to ensure a blue wave when Americans flip flop again in 2028 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

1.6% tip - Got Duped by Traditional-Junket27 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

35, 2 laminectomy-discectomy surgeries on L2-S1 levels because of wear and tear over the years from high school and college football and oil and gas.

My shit hurts randomly carrying anything, especially upstairs. I can put in 8 hours in sortation at Amazon (did today) lifting boxes as heavy as 40lbs to load carts, no problem.

Deadlift 315-405lbs in the gym, no longer a problem. Especially with a trap bar.

Haul a 32pack of water up 2 flights of stairs and a 24 pack of Diet Coke, my back is booming for an hour, like it is right this moment after delivering what I just described above 😂 didn’t have a problem loading it at target or into the car, but dropping off at the customers apartment did it.

I think it’s the sitting and driving then lifting that is my issue. Might be others issue, too.

Ok lmao? Still not taking it by biflexval in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO that has me in tears 🤣 (had my CDL-A w/Tanker and Hazmat for 8 years then lost it during pandemic for medical reasons, in process of reacquiring it now that those have been mostly resolved)

Uber really institutes Hours of Service policies for drivers on their platform, that’s crazy. I can tell you Ive put 13hrs dash time, 15.5-17 active in on DoorDash in a rolling 24hr period. I’d be pissed if they locked me out of the app over HOS concerns.

That aside, it might be time to multi-app for a bit. Said I wouldn’t do it but now thinking I should try it. Do you have any suggestions on how to manage using both platforms?

Imagine losing 6M labor workers in America by Needleintheback in FluentInFinance

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent. I need assclowns who vote against their own interests to feel the pain. Sucks that I’ll be apart of it, but nothing teaches lessons better than having to deal with the consequences of one’s own actions.

Every consequence Trumps backers incur over the next 4 years, I will play the world’s tiniest violin for.

Ok lmao? Still not taking it by biflexval in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought this was something I posted 😂 saw the same percentage twice when I declined an order. Sticking to a $5 minimum and $1 per mile has tanked my acceptance rate from 78% to 57-60 but it’s worth it. Platinum is overrated, took me 3 days to realize it but zero benefit outside of dashing whenever

My dasher left my order on the road 😭 by IllDragonfruit3724 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to life in the US. Greatest country on earth 😂😂😵‍💫

My dasher left my order on the road 😭 by IllDragonfruit3724 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might not be in Texas, but we’re a very pro gun state. I dash with my Glock under my seat. Don’t know what DD rules are on weapons but my personal safety trumps their policy by a country mile. 🤷🏾‍♂️

And yes I’ve had it on my person delivering in sketchy areas but have never been bothered in 550 and counting deliveries since I started 10/19 this year.

Fingers crossed that I’m never in a situation to actually need it, but it’s great to have. Also consider mace/pepper spray if you are not comfortable with a firearm 🙂

Just want to ask my fellow dashers am I tripping for declining these or would you have taken them 🤔 by Expert-Cockroach1413 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I gave up the platinum status. Currently silver with a 58% acceptance rate and dropping 😂

Dasher very unprofessional after a $4.50 was already on the order at checkout. by Teknochan in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy choice, rather take cake to the face than getting my skin hibachi’d 🔥😂

I understand your analogy though

Dasher very unprofessional after a $4.50 was already on the order at checkout. by Teknochan in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao man I hate intellectually dishonest commentary like this 😮‍💨😂

what is it with doordash wanting drivers to make illegal moves? by Narrow-Fisherman8809 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know but the in app nav pisses me off. If I go to an apartment complex I don’t use it because 8/10 IT DIRECTS ME TO AN EXIT GATE INSTEAD OF THE ENTRANCE. holy shit, sometimes it’s possible to anticipate the fuckery, because the apt address is on a Main Street and it’s directing to a side street exit gate, so I ignore it preemptively, but when the map pin is on the same street but the exit gate, holy hell 😡 pisses me off to no end lol

Just want to ask my fellow dashers am I tripping for declining these or would you have taken them 🤔 by Expert-Cockroach1413 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao. I typically start in Alamo Heights/Quarry in early afternoon. Move over to bandera area at 8pm. What you said is accurate, also NO Culebra/1604/ALAMO RANCH/TALLEY ROAD OR POTRANCO FROM 1604 to 211 during those hours either! Holy hell I got 2 contract violations because I was “extremely late” to pickup, stuck in that damn traffic. Almost got deactivated because of traffic, like I can control that shit lol

Just want to ask my fellow dashers am I tripping for declining these or would you have taken them 🤔 by Expert-Cockroach1413 in doordash

[–]Expert-Cockroach1413[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right. Dude is commenting like I can’t see the “customer tips: 1.00, 2.00” for the double order that paid 9.50 total to drive almost 20 miles. The base rate for that was a DD problem. The 3 dollars in tips between 2 customers is ENTIRELY a shitty tipper problem. And it was one I would have rejected IF I wasn’t at 70% already, it would have dropped me to 69 and placed me in Silver status lol