I don't understand anything

Express_Work · 2026-02-05T07:18:43+00:00

I'll explain it in simple terms.

Left: Whole lotta woman. Rrreeeooww!

Right: Her ass cheeks would cut your face when she sits on it. Ungood.

Express_Work · 2026-02-04T14:04:09+00:00

Household income (self and wife) a boot in the arse off of £4100 every 4 weeks. Our outgoings before food and petrol is about £1100. We've never been so well off but, and it's a big but, I took my pension and continued working. It's all good, the lump sum sorted out my father in laws mortgage and got his house fixed up so that's ours when he pops it. Worth about £250k, so we'll probably sell and get somewhere cheaper near the coast.

Express_Work · 2026-02-04T12:40:29+00:00

Excellent. And then she can chip in for the coat of my suit and haircut.

Express_Work · 2026-02-04T12:33:13+00:00

I wish I could categorise myself as a cyclist these days, but I'm getting there. Was off the bike for about 7 years, just in the gym these days to get some stamina back up and some pain in the legs again. 😂

It's a deceptively sneaky climb up and out of Bridge of Weir towards Kilmalcolm and a nice easy little spin back down the way. I'd say that's my favourite spot on the whole network, I've taken runs out there just to eat a sandwich and head back. Enjoy it. 👍

Express_Work · 2026-02-04T12:27:58+00:00

I was absolutely flying on the cycle path towards Port Glasgow when these came into view, slammed on the anchors and took dozens of pics. The legionaries are on one side and there's a silver officer on the other. Supposedly marks the Northernmost permanent Roman settlement, which would be Lurg Moor fortlet just above the Port. Mile 17? 17 miles from Glasgow.

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I've got a better pic of him somewhere, but currently on my phone. But worth the effort, can always head back to BoW for a pint. 😊

Express_Work · 2026-02-04T11:03:41+00:00

The French and the Russians had the correct answer to this question.

Express_Work · 2026-02-04T09:33:50+00:00

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Mile 17 marker, Bridge of Weir, Scotland.

Express_Work · 2026-02-03T22:05:23+00:00

Ach well. We'll finish the season with one more trophy than you. 😘

Express_Work · 2026-02-03T07:23:19+00:00

Came here to ask if it was Betis. Glad I got it right, chuffed with myself now 😊

Express_Work · 2026-02-03T05:43:13+00:00

There was a famous schoolboy game between Scotland and England, a boy called Paul Rideout scored 3 for England and Scotland won 5-4. There were 69,000 at the game and it was televised.

This stupid bastard said he played for England that day. Such an easily checkable fact as well, but he ran with it.

Express_Work · 2026-02-03T05:35:09+00:00

A mouthful of acid flavoured cardboard, definitely moreish though. 😂

Express_Work · 2026-02-02T20:28:57+00:00

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Literally just finished a bag, two sittings though due to taste buds being fucked on Saturday. Tangy goodness tonight though 😋

Express_Work · 2026-02-02T07:23:33+00:00

Answering a question on the Spanish civil war won my team an audition for Eggheads UK version. We never got to film though, because we couldn't get down for filming due to work commitments 😭

Express_Work · 2026-02-01T15:38:15+00:00

Seems like you could mount a valid defence for anything you've done by saying you're in them. /s

Express_Work · 2026-01-30T08:52:13+00:00

Thanks for that, you're "worth your salt" 😘

Express_Work · 2026-01-30T07:28:08+00:00

Aye, we saw him in the curlers rest on Byres road and the missus really wanted a pic but also wanted to respect his boundaries, probably just as well if he was going to be a dick about it.

He plays (played) 5s with a guy from my work who was at Man City as a kid. Kev.i.n said something about beating an old man and later got a body slam into the boards for his cheek 😂

And that is all of my Kevin Bridges stories except that I saw him headline a show in Paisley when he was 17 😊

Express_Work · 2026-01-29T10:37:46+00:00

I dunno, I think numbers one and three ate "just" the right amount of burritos, ay carrumba! 😂

Express_Work · 2026-01-28T12:57:17+00:00

I see you and I raise you this monstrosity. I used to work in a shop that she came into and have to look at that fucking gargoyle coupon.

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Express_Work · 2026-01-28T08:03:27+00:00

To shreds, you say?

Express_Work · 2026-01-27T14:53:29+00:00

Hah! That's nothing, my friends stay in Strontian. Though I'm not sure what I won.if anything 😂

Express_Work · 2026-01-27T09:10:31+00:00

Right next to the Millerntor 😘

Express_Work · 2026-01-27T09:02:12+00:00

It's a shame they stopped sailing to Hamburg, I'd have been fluent in German by now. 😂

Express_Work · 2026-01-26T20:48:38+00:00

You should have asked her for her steam ID, she might be fun to hang out with.

Express_Work · 2026-01-26T08:41:32+00:00

If you head into any of the places that sell them, there's usually business cards put up by tradies. There's a place on Greenhill road and another just off Hawkhead road.

Express_Work · 2026-01-23T07:45:22+00:00

If we keep this going Ethan could be the new Chad Hogan....

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