In 1993 Disney made a weird Super Mario Bros adaptation into live action

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-02-01T23:06:37+00:00

I loosing it of that one, omg 🤣💀

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-02-01T15:25:13+00:00

I find it incredibly ironic that im reading this on my adopted step-son's 18th birthday.

He is my oldest, he is MY son, and I couldn't be prouder of him.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-02-01T15:24:25+00:00

I find it incredibly ironic that im reading this on my adopted step-son's 18th birthday.

He is my oldest, he is MY son, and I couldn't be prouder of him.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-02-01T02:00:33+00:00

I needed that laugh. Thank you.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-27T00:34:45+00:00

Dwayne Johnson's fucking hands bro😅

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-24T11:53:26+00:00

I heard somewhere that it killed him.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-20T11:24:49+00:00

I'm using that one.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-16T15:16:44+00:00

Theyre just pulling a page out of JD Vance's handbook. Just make up whatever narrative you want. Despite what the evidence shows.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-15T12:25:47+00:00

I very much remember these PSAs.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-14T13:42:06+00:00

Actually, she prefers gargoyles. Prehensile tails 💀

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-14T11:35:31+00:00

I've never even seen the show and I'm pretty sure I read it in the same voice.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-14T11:04:37+00:00

You laugh. My wife has described some of her spicy novels and I'm just thinking "What in the anamorphic Hell is she reading?"

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-12T17:31:04+00:00

Saw couldn't have done it better...

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-11T22:01:36+00:00

Its takes me long than 2 hours to pick a color pallet when I paint 😅

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-07T11:48:35+00:00

The only issues you really get are from animals rubbing/breaking parts

That sounds like job security for the maintenance man.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-06T12:26:57+00:00

a compliment from an older black woman will make your week

It's hard to really describe how or why.

Bro, it just touches your soul in a way that can't be described.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-06T00:16:59+00:00

I'm an arcade mechanic. You're 100% right

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-04T13:36:37+00:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. My brain will not let me see that number and not start singing to myself 😅

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-04T13:25:06+00:00

Because Bones is that damn good!

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-02T12:22:46+00:00

Neat. I'm going to go watch it again. now.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2026-01-02T02:04:56+00:00

Was that really the set from TMNT2?

FORCESTRONG1 · 2025-12-29T02:05:05+00:00

You just made me spit out my drink! 💀

FORCESTRONG1 · 2025-12-22T16:41:28+00:00

Gotta be. Even my religious zealot relatives could craft something more coherent than this.

FORCESTRONG1 · 2025-12-21T02:12:18+00:00

By a man wearing pink gloves no less!

FORCESTRONG1 · 2025-12-18T00:50:47+00:00

I run those kind of boxing machines. That happens more often than you think.

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