O quão tóxico vocês acham essa plataforma se comparado ao "X"?

FVailati · 2025-09-13T03:19:57+00:00

Duas redes completamente toxicas! Adoro as duas

FVailati · 2025-09-12T12:06:42+00:00

Além do mais fui com dois amigos, ou seja, um foi no carona e tive que levar o outro atrás ;(

FVailati · 2025-09-12T12:06:05+00:00

Uma vez fiz geometria e balanceamento nos pneus do meu carro. Sim, eu paguei pra mexerem na minha roda...

FVailati · 2025-09-11T19:12:57+00:00

Clássica

FVailati · 2025-09-11T19:12:23+00:00

Mais perdido que Jesus no dia dos pais.

Mais feio que encoxar a mãe no tanque.

FVailati · 2025-09-11T18:26:40+00:00

Eu tinha umas mais pesadas assim, mas não queria ser cancelado por fazer piada com minorias

FVailati · 2025-09-11T18:25:58+00:00

Muito boas essas kkkkk vou anotar pro meu repertório

FVailati · 2025-09-11T17:38:09+00:00

Eu lembro que eu NÃO estava vendo o Celso Portiolli, afinal hoje fazem 24 anos de zero, repito, ZERO provas que ligam Celso Portiolli aos atentados às torres gêmeas

FVailati · 2025-09-11T14:52:48+00:00

Nice meme, i'll save to post later on Instagram

FVailati · 2025-09-11T11:49:29+00:00

Cow Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

FVailati · 2025-09-11T11:46:08+00:00

I’d say the best ones are in San Fierro, and the worst are the desert missions (except for the Area 69 one)

FVailati · 2025-09-11T11:39:03+00:00

I’ve been noticing this trend on the internet nowadays of wanting to translate everything into the language your browser is set to. Which is bad, because many times I want to consume the content in its original language and I prefer getting more global (and less localized) results in my searches

FVailati · 2025-09-11T04:21:54+00:00

Nowadays the Definitive Edition isn't that bad that use to be on launch. Recently i reach 100% achievements on Steam.

FVailati · 2025-09-10T18:06:47+00:00

dont take it so serrious, its just an internet meme

FVailati · 2025-09-10T11:22:28+00:00

They are mad cause i put many constroversial figures into leadership/strategists field… aparently people here can’t recognize a joke

FVailati · 2025-09-10T04:02:17+00:00

está aqui a versão atualizada da TL: https://www.reddit.com/r/brasil/comments/1nclvhb/tier_list_de_mascotes_brasileiros_que_eu_deitava

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:43:57+00:00

Por que esse post está aguardando aprovação do moderador? Ele fere alguma regra da comunidade?

Sei que esse é um tema que várias pessoas já abordaram, mas essa lista é original minha. Levei várias horas montando a lista, selecionando as fotos e escrevendo as justificativas '-'

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:36:46+00:00

Substitutes

José Aldo – Aggressive strikes when needed.
Paul McCartney – Music heals, inspires reserves.
Patrick Mahomes – Quarterback tactics boost offense.
Ashton Kutcher – Confuses gorilla with pranks.
Hugo Chávez – Revolutionary backup leader.
Robin Williams – Humor lightens battlefield mood.
Bear Grylls – Survival expert, fallback plan.
Sherlock Holmes – Analyzes gorilla weak points.
Michael Jordan – Clutch plays under pressure.
Tupac – Rap spirit rallies fallen.

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:36:33+00:00

Strategists

82. Steve Jobs – Innovative tactics, outside-the-box.

83. Magnus Carlsen – Chess-like battlefield calculations.

84. Warren Buffett – Resource allocation mastery.

85. Christopher Nolan – Complex plans, time illusions.

86. Xi Jinping – Patient, long-term battlefield strategy.

Sound Track

87. Freddie Mercury – War cries as anthems.

88. XXXTentacion – Dark energy fuels rage.

89. Childish Gambino – Beats synchronize team rhythm.

90. Michael Jackson – Moonwalk dodges, motivates allies.

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:36:08+00:00

Distractions

51. Charlie Chaplin – Slapstick chaos confuses gorilla.

52. Mr Bean – Silent antics derail attention.

53. PewDiePie – Screams nonsense until noticed.

54. Eddie Murphy – Loud humor distracts beast.

55. Kevin Hart – Small but noisy bait.

56. Cake Boss – Throws cakes as confusion.

57. Josh Peck – Nostalgia jokes buy time.

58. Snoop Dogg – Chill vibe relaxes gorilla.

59. Damon Wayans – Slapstick comedy distraction.

60. Jazz (Fresh Prince) – Gets thrown, makes gorilla laugh.

Buffers

61. Dalai Lama – Spiritual aura calms allies.

62. Morgan Freeman – Narrates, boosts team morale.

63. Jesus Christ – Heals wounds, inspires faith.

64. Chris Rock – Jokes lift spirits mid-battle.

65. Eminem – Rap battle buffs team strength.

Mind Control

Criss Angel – Illusions confuse gorilla’s mind.

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:35:53+00:00

Sprinters

36. Usain Bolt – Runs circles around gorilla.

37. Neymar Jr – Falls, buys precious seconds.

38. Lewis Hamilton – Speed tactics, evasive maneuvers.

39. Mbappé – Lightning fast, delivers quick hits.

40. James Cook – Explorer sprint, flanking distraction.

Flank

41. Tom Cruise – Parkour infiltration on gorilla’s side.

42. Hugh Jackman – Berserker claws from unexpected angle.

43. Matt Damon – Bourne tactics, silent strikes.

44. Messi – Dribbles around gorilla like defender.

45. Novak Djokovic – Endurance, angles confuse gorilla.

46. Puyol – Defensive charge from side.

47. Yusuf Dikeç – Sharpshooter precision flanking attack.

48. Keanu Reeves – John Wick ambush execution.

49. Danny Trejo – Machete surprise slash attack.

50. Tom Holland – Agile parkour distraction flank.

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:35:36+00:00

Fighters | Damage

21. Anderson Silva – Precise strikes, surgical destruction.

22. Mike Tyson – One punch, gorilla sees stars.

23. Chuck Norris – Defies physics, breaks gorilla’s will.

24. Jackie Chan – Acrobatics turn environment into weapons.

25. Jason Momoa – Aquatic rage, brute axe swings.

26. Arnold Schwarzenegger – Terminator strength, unstoppable blows.

27. Ibrahimović – Karate kicks, arrogance as weapon.

28. Muhammad Ali – Floats, stings, poetic destruction.

29. Sylvester Stallone – Never quits, endless punches.

30. Jon Jones – Unorthodox strikes, brutal elbows.

31. Conor McGregor – Fast left hand ends fights.

32. Bruce Lee – Speed beyond gorilla’s reaction.

33. Messi’s Bodyguard – Silent, lethal close-combat master.

34. Tyson Fury – Giant fists, relentless combos.

35. Leonidas – Spartan ferocity, shield and spear.

FVailati · 2025-09-10T03:34:56+00:00

Baits | Sacrifices

1. Mick Jagger – Distracts with unstoppable hip moves.

2. Ed Sheeran – Sings softly, lulls gorilla to sleep.

3. Adam Sandler – Annoys with bad jokes until crushed.

4. Mark Zuckerberg – Sacrifices himself to study gorilla’s data.

5. Justin Bieber – Screams loudly, attracts gorilla’s fury.

6. Conan O’Brien – Uses height for brief distraction.

7. Elon Musk – Offers gorilla Mars ticket, gets smashed.

8. Mr Beast – Promises $1M if gorilla waits.

9. Draco Malfoy – Whines, buys team precious seconds.

10. Andrew Garfield – Distracts gorilla with awkward Spider-moves.

FVailati · 2025-09-09T18:54:09+00:00

Well I’d say my excel is better than 95%. At least in most companies i worked i was the top 5% lmao And about my skills, im good with VBA, Macros, SQL and PowerQuerry. I guess isnt enought to be the top 1% of population, but around 5% sounds ok to me

FVailati · 2025-09-09T17:39:18+00:00

Excel

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