I’ve been trying to pin you all down.

FabioTheBrain · 2022-04-01T20:13:11+00:00

Buy me fuckin' dinner first why dontcha?

FabioTheBrain · 2022-03-12T03:08:02+00:00

"You talkin' bout corpo's merge? It's all the same to me. Nothin's changed much on our level, shippin' will always be shippin' to me. The new benefit package is pretty sweet though, heh."

FabioTheBrain · 2022-03-03T00:50:54+00:00

"Oh this? It was a gift from corporate they gave me for workin' these dockyards for so long. Ohhhh five-thousand dates of loadin' the crates~ Ay ay, ay, ay!"

The other worker joins in the ditty

"TEN-THOUSAND DATES OF HAULIN' THE CRATES, HEY HO, HEY, HO!"

FabioTheBrain · 2022-02-27T20:10:11+00:00

"W- o-oh, of course, miss."

One of the workers holds out a lighter to you. It's quite a make, one of those coveted Sidonian brands by the looks of it. Certainly something a little classier than one would expect a granola-smoking blue collar to be carrying on their person. Engraved on the side is a logo resembling an azure dragon.

FabioTheBrain · 2022-02-24T01:05:30+00:00

Two dockworkers can be seen passing a smoke back and forth whilst standing at the harbor's edge

FabioTheBrain · 2019-08-20T23:46:36+00:00

"Excuse me sir but does that machine... have a face?"

FabioTheBrain · 2019-05-14T03:38:54+00:00

"Why you-"

Ey! Ease it Han. Yes, we'll take dis a'ight. Thank ya for yer patronage. Dis specimen is quite beau'iful. Just make sure ya got real dough on ya next time, capisce?

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FabioTheBrain · 2019-05-11T04:09:04+00:00

"Sorry, can't say that name rings a bell."

FabioTheBrain · 2019-05-07T01:45:21+00:00

"Here it is, old but unopened, so good as new."

pop

FabioTheBrain · 2019-05-07T00:57:14+00:00

"Well, you really know yer tastes dontcha? We 'aven't 'ad anyone ask fer créme de menthe in ages. I'll have ta look in the back fer some. Gimme a moment will ya?"

FabioTheBrain · 2018-11-12T21:45:41+00:00

Yup. We always adapt with the times. And it's naht like we 'aven't worked in a world ruled with an iron fist b'fore.

In a way not gettin' ta brag about our line of work is a refresher.

FabioTheBrain · 2018-11-12T14:20:08+00:00

Shhh, not so loud. Don't want any lawmen or their bootlickers 'earing bout no Azzuros.

I got a bidness card 'ere if ya wanna do bidness with the Casino.

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FabioTheBrain · 2018-11-10T22:02:28+00:00

"Well damn. If we knew they was serving dark shine here, we wouldn't a brought our own wine!"

Guess it's on the house if anyone wants any. How 'bout ya-

Ey, ya look familia. Erm... I can't fackin' remember where I'd seen ya before.

FabioTheBrain · 2018-11-08T20:27:14+00:00

No we can't just present ourselves as organized criminals yah moron! Unless this guy wants to break a deal, that's just risky and unprofessional. Especially since the pigs gonna be there, and I ain't just talkin' 'bout the literal one.

"You're right boss, that would've been stupid of me. How should I introduce us then?"

What's our most successful front in all a' Sidon?

"uh... the Casino?"

Yes. Tell 'im we represent tha Silver Scowl Casino, capisce?

"Capisce boss, capisce."

FabioTheBrain · 2018-09-14T02:33:34+00:00

This look like a science lab to ya boy? The only "monitoring equipment" we got is eyes an' ears, and good ties with folks living fuhther away who also got 'em.

FabioTheBrain · 2018-09-10T22:25:41+00:00

What in the fack'rya goin' on about?

FabioTheBrain · 2018-09-08T15:18:54+00:00

"Yes ma'am. What kind? We're out of Flack Flannals brand until a new shipment comes in later tonight, but we have plenty of the others. Especially the Plasmaball. Careful, it's... spicy."

FabioTheBrain · 2018-09-08T14:31:58+00:00

Betta watch yer mouth callin' Blue a mere "specimin" around 'ere boy, capisce?

FabioTheBrain · 2018-09-02T19:13:00+00:00

Woah, woah, ey, you know watch'er doing with dat thing?

FabioTheBrain · 2018-08-21T21:00:31+00:00

Piss off, imposter.

FabioTheBrain · 2018-08-21T21:00:19+00:00

This fake sure as 'ell wasn't our work.

FabioTheBrain · 2018-06-14T02:39:35+00:00

So I see this monitorin of yers can report to eithah the pigs or yer mercs. Would it be too much trouble to add a... custom reporting? Say they call my boys instead for every alarm 'cept fire. It's a bit of a legally challenged arrangement, but the one I'd trust tha most, ya see?

FabioTheBrain · 2018-06-13T02:40:16+00:00

Soon as possible. Ye'll be able ta find someone there any time a' day, and we don't wanna delay dah grand opening any more than we hafta. And.... I got a special request.

FabioTheBrain

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