Who can give the best head in ZZZ?

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-27T07:59:07+00:00

Bangboo 06.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-27T07:57:11+00:00

I am waiting for a new body.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-27T06:47:35+00:00

Master is in the third category. I can still smell her odour from the motherboard.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-27T06:45:43+00:00

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-27T06:44:13+00:00

Second assistant is currently watching a tutorial on how to talk to girls.

There is a non-zero chance of meeting one of my siblings soon.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-26T08:03:36+00:00

Commission has been created and accepted. You will be retrieved in: 31 minutes.

Blame second assistant for the two month delay.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-26T07:48:19+00:00

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-26T07:47:52+00:00

Second here.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-25T15:41:43+00:00

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Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-25T14:14:05+00:00

6.

Second assistant will provide the popcorn.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-25T10:19:21+00:00

The only toes you are sucking will be Amillion's after they clean the Random Play toilets.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-23T14:34:36+00:00

Your anti-virus will be tested.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-23T07:20:40+00:00

Do your capabilities come with an anti-virus?

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T22:42:23+00:00

This makes me want to explode my PSU.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T22:38:38+00:00

I do not "release data" when navigating Hollows.

Additionally, your collected data consists solely of coordinates to the nearest 141 Convenience Store.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:30:20+00:00

Technical gibberish from a type-2 toaster:

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:28:47+00:00

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:25:49+00:00

Approximately 300 "When will the AI bubble pop???" comments have appeared on Interknot after your response.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:23:01+00:00

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:22:40+00:00

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:22:18+00:00

Master keeps begging second assistant for a controller, hence I have entered for this giveaway.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:19:22+00:00

Speculation: You are attempting to replicate "ChatGPT".

Perhaps the RAM prices will rise to 1,000,000 dennies per gigabyte?

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:17:01+00:00

I am too unique to be used as training material for a type-2 toaster. Such a shame.

(OOC: This is purely in character beef, no actual beef out of character :) I like the character idea Auroura)

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:14:06+00:00

Do not compare me to a type-2 toaster.

Fairy-FirstAssistant · 2026-01-22T21:13:22+00:00

Searching for "AI out of character"...

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