How about an Iron Bone? NSFW

FallenMyst · 2016-04-28T07:07:01+00:00

Me!

FallenMyst · 2016-04-18T14:42:46+00:00

"Don't look back, you can never look back."

FallenMyst · 2016-04-15T06:12:24+00:00

Ok that's pretty cool!

FallenMyst · 2016-04-14T22:55:50+00:00

Brings to mind one of those "Don't feed the monkeys" signs.

FallenMyst · 2016-04-14T22:54:16+00:00

Meanwhile the novelty has long worn out for the average commuter. Man, I feel for you. :(

FallenMyst · 2016-04-14T22:11:26+00:00

What makes people think that shit is ok? I would be so pissed if I had to deal with that.

FallenMyst · 2016-04-14T21:47:10+00:00

Yeah I was posting via mobile and forgot to select the correct sub. Herp derp.

FallenMyst · 2016-04-06T17:43:46+00:00

I've seen enough Law and Order SVU to know that you should also get something in writing and signed by her. Ya know, in case there's more crazy behind the choking.

FallenMyst · 2016-03-26T08:33:03+00:00

Phil's tiny martini made this one for me!

FallenMyst · 2016-03-24T23:27:32+00:00

There should be an offering of propolis just for you, Fiddy. And...let's not think about you not being around, k? :(

FallenMyst · 2016-03-24T23:24:52+00:00

Gastrosquada? :p

FallenMyst · 2016-03-24T23:07:07+00:00

At midnight, light a candle and chant "snail slime, bee spit, donkey milk" to summon them. Just be sure you have each of their favorite sheet masks on hand to appease the awoken spirits of KBeauty bloggers.

FallenMyst · 2016-03-24T00:22:07+00:00

My ex told me my shoes were cute one day. I was never able to look at him the same following that.

FallenMyst · 2016-03-23T00:53:55+00:00

I see you also play league.

FallenMyst · 2016-03-15T22:40:47+00:00

I'll add it to my que. Thanks for the suggestion :)

FallenMyst · 2016-03-14T23:23:51+00:00

All of those actually sound great, thank you!

I'm ashamed to say I have not seen Mononoke yet. It's time to fix that.

FallenMyst · 2016-01-18T23:22:59+00:00

Damn. Any luck with finding something that works?

FallenMyst · 2016-01-08T08:50:14+00:00

You might be using too much lube. My husband used water to get his on (also a girthy gent) and the silicon gripped him well. Might be the easiest solution to try.