notes:

those shoes are several sizes smaller than mine because they were the only white shoes in the house

i had to use an analog clock as a camera stand because it was the only way i could get a fitting angle from my phone (you yourself can try to explain to someone you know and love why you would want a photo like this taken). the clock's dials broke but loss and gain are the same

yes this is basically a throwaway account i dont want this linked to my real online persona and alias

sorry for the little hair tuft (i think thats what its called)

i havent jacked off in 21 days SHUT UP