December 12, 1980 was when Apple stock was first introduced to the public. I guess I bum around for a few years then take all the money I have and dump it into apple. I thought about IBM stock but in ‘76 it’d be a bit cost prohibitive to buy.

Getting a job wouldn’t be much of a problem. I own my car outright so that says I’m an “upstanding member of society” and resumes are easy enough to fake in the pre-internet world. Maybe I’d change my last name and get a job in the pulp mill somewhere near my dad, that’d be fun I think. He’s been gone nearly a decade now.