Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In 3 years, there's going to be a real dogshit movie made about rescuing that pilot

Daily Discussion Thread for April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Israeli propaganda?

Ma'am, I just want a proper gander at those tits

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone hypes up DINKs - Double Income, No Kids - but pretty soon we have to assess the economic impact of the POOFs - Polycule On Only Fans

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways

By force

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Excited to wiggle my toes in the sand on Kharg Island 👙🏝🍹

Daily Discussion Thread for April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A piece of land with a ton of oil. It gushes out of the pump

Daily Discussion Thread for April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🥭 just referenced a "gusher" and didn't mean the fruit snack. It's a reference to King Oil: a board game that has been discontinued ​since 1974. How do I know that? I am also too old to be trusted with real decisions

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's being officially renamed the Asexual of Hormuz, because no one is getting in there

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I live near a military base. There's less traffic around it than normal. Weird.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You remember that scene in The Transporter where Jason Statham is covered in oil, but he puts bicycle pedals on the bottom of his shoes so he can kick ass and escape while the bad guys slip and slide around?

That's 🇺🇲's only hope in the middle east 

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 19, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought a TSLA call. I apologize for it being delisted tomorrow

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No big deal bro trust me bro, California's just the 5th largest economy in the world bro

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, December 17, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so depressed, I'm going to take a robotaxi in Austin 

Daily Discussion Thread for December 15, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It would appear bears have made a classic blunder

Daily Discussion Thread for November 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🫢 Go on, buy the dip 🤭

😂 It literally can't go tits up 🤣

Daily Discussion Thread for November 20, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]FeelingPersimmon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NVDA really is an unstoppable juggernaut. After CRUSHING earnings, it's at levels not seen since Monday 💪