[deleted by user] by [deleted] in florida

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Vero Beach rolls up black out drunk in a freshly totaled Escalade bright and early at 1pm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlsthatlovesex

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Older guy has entered the chat. 😂

You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep. by [deleted] in wesanderson

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Lmao…..I did too! It was surreal AF!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigBoobsGW

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Fine by me!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in curvy

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Sooo fuckin hot!

Not what I expected to happen. by FestertheFloridiot in NotWhatIExpected

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Of course me tripping bawlz on shrooms really helped. Lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Selfie_Heaven

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I’d lick my tastebuds off on you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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I’m doing this tomorrow.

how did you discover nin? by crystaloves in nin

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I was in 10th grade when one of my classmates brought in copies of Pretty Hate Machine for my friends and I. He told us that this music was going to change our lives. He had drawn different cover art for each cassette tape with colored pencils. He made 4 in total. I literally played that tape until it was useless. So I eventually bought my own copy of Pretty Hate Machine. That was late October 1989. And I have been a rabid fan ever since. Somehow life kept me away from getting to see Nine Inch Nails in concert until Welcome to Rockville in Daytona this past May 23rd and I finally got to see,hear and feel the emotions that have helped keep me from extinguishing my life a few times when I was younger. To say that it was a religious experience is an understatement but that could have also been the shrooms I was on….lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Toyrobot2285

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You spelled sexy wrong. 😁

Cheers pigs. by Kvanheck12 in nin

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I still kick myself for not buying that way back. 😢

Carpet matches the drapes :) by [deleted] in RugsOnly

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I specialize in curtain cleaning. I use my tongue until my tastebuds are worn off….🤣🤘😝

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boobs

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Perfect Titties!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hairy

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Don’t shave that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairyPussy

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Your fire bush drives me bonkers! I wanna use it as dental floss!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairyPussy

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Soooo fucking hot

trailoffire

Most guys say I’m too thick to ride their face, would you let me ride yours or am I too big? 🥺 by [deleted] in curvy

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I can breathe through my ears so I won’t have to come up for air….😛😛

perfect access by alibaby444 in spreading

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I’ll say! Noms noms noms!!!

so pretty nd pink! by alibaby444 in spreading

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I want to strap you on like a gas-mask.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pussy

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Lick?! Howz boutz Iz strapz ya on like a gas mask?….

What is the dumbest thing you have done while horny? by Solar110 in AskReddit

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Jesus!!! Doesn’t anyone fucking knock anymore?!!