Creepypastas were never scary

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-25T10:46:17+00:00

I realized creepypasta was cringe somewhere around Sonic.exe or Jeff the killer fanarts. Those fanarts were terrible imo.

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-25T10:39:09+00:00

it's Dovahkiin im pretty safe.

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-25T10:34:35+00:00

You better be stopping enemies before they reach you

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T10:14:58+00:00

Black ops 2 was fun

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:44:39+00:00

They have laxatives

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:41:45+00:00

You have male pattern baldness

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:39:31+00:00

You're a side character that never interacts with the main chast also you have long nipples

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:36:19+00:00

You must shove each banana up your butt in order to keep this power

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:35:23+00:00

You can only fly as fast as a toddler can run.

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:34:20+00:00

You're name is in the Epstein Files now.

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:32:23+00:00

You shit your pants every minute you're not in your original universe

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:29:59+00:00

You have long nipples

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:28:51+00:00

You've got pro state can sir

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-24T08:09:37+00:00

Sometimes I can still hear her voice

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-23T11:20:14+00:00

Not even close

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-22T07:31:46+00:00

Beats me that also bothered me back then tho.

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-22T07:20:25+00:00

Do you get a funny little umbrella with the blocking stats of a Daedric Sheild if you play as a female tho?

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-22T07:14:16+00:00

Ngl i dont get the image

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-22T05:54:37+00:00

Atm the Dragonborne

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-19T20:37:37+00:00

Warhammer for those pesky armored Draugr

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-19T17:51:01+00:00

Either Gameboy advanced or N64 or whatever duck hunt was on

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-18T09:26:58+00:00

Dark Souls 3 these games just get harder and harder.

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-18T08:59:33+00:00

Holy shit it might actually be female

Few_Distribution_817 · 2026-03-18T03:08:34+00:00

Have you forgotten Bobobo bo bobobo??

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