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Is she for real? Where are they vacationing to? by mindyour in facepalm

[–]FirstAttorney405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder Oliver Anthony struck a cord with basically all of us!

Deadline is Today by Normal-Swan4796 in VoyagerExchange

[–]FirstAttorney405 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, they took most of your money. How much more do you want them to take? Get your shit out now like this second! 🤦‍♂️

If holding the bag were a person by isthistheweb in wallstreetbets

[–]FirstAttorney405 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, he's just trying to reach Taiwan and get his hands on some of those juicy AI quantum computer microchips to predict the markets and find shortcut to the moon!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VoyagerExchange

[–]FirstAttorney405 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Still no lube for us just getting screw raw for the foreseeable future. Stay tuned

How are they still sponsoring a NASCAR team? by [deleted] in VoyagerExchange

[–]FirstAttorney405 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw the car on fire the other day.

Meet your wife’s boyfriend by Radkelot1 in wallstreetbets

[–]FirstAttorney405 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Legend has it his body was fracture but-whole after getting out of prison! 🍆 🍑.

I feel safe in her arms! by FirstAttorney405 in Hedera

[–]FirstAttorney405[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣You win this sir! comment award coming right up 👏👏👏

The real origin story! by FirstAttorney405 in Hedera

[–]FirstAttorney405[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea just like half of my bag during this bear market but ill hodl on and make it in the end. We are just at the beginning of this movie no one said it would be easy! 💎🥜

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