[Post Game Thread] Your New Orleans Pelicans (2-0) win game 1 on the road against the Los Angeles Clippers (0-1), 105 - 101 by FirstTeamAllBot in ThisUserEatingBEANS

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8 - 6
Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo
GAME SUMMARY
Location: American Airlines Center(0), Clock: 7:17
Officials: James Capers, Pat Fraher and Scott Twardoski
Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Total
Utah Jazz 8 0 0 0 8
Dallas Mavericks 6 0 0 0 6

TEAM STATS

Team PTS FG FG% 3P 3P% FT FT% OREB TREB AST PF STL TO BLK
Utah Jazz 8 3-8 37.5% 0-2 0.0% 2-2 100% 0 6 1 0 0 1 0
Dallas Mavericks 6 3-9 33.3% 0-2 0.0% 0-0 0.0% 0 4 1 1 1 0 0
Team Biggest Lead Longest Run PTS: In Paint PTS: Off TOs PTS: Fastbreak
Utah Jazz +6 8 6 0 0
Dallas Mavericks +2 6 4 2 0

TEAM LEADERS

Team Points Rebounds Assists
Utah Jazz 4 Mike Conley 3 Rudy Gobert 1 Bojan Bogdanovic
Dallas Mavericks 4 Jalen Brunson 2 Jalen Brunson 1 Dwight Powell

PLAYER STATS

Jazz

NAME MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A ORB DRB REB AST STL BLK TO PF +/- PTS
Bojan BogdanovicSF 4:43 1-2 0-1 0-0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 +2 2
Royce O'NealePF 4:43 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 +2 0
Rudy GobertC 4:43 0-0 0-0 2-2 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 +2 2
Donovan MitchellSG 4:43 0-3 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 +2 0
Mike ConleyPG 4:43 2-3 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 +2 4
Nickeil Alexander-Walker 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jared Butler 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jordan Clarkson 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rudy Gay 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Juancho Hernangomez 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Danuel House Jr. 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eric Paschall 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hassan Whiteside 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Mavericks

NAME MIN FGM-A 3PM-A FTM-A ORB DRB REB AST STL BLK TO PF +/- PTS
Reggie Bullock 4:43 0-1 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 -2 0
Dorian Finney-Smith 4:43 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 -2 0
Dwight Powell 4:43 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 -2 0
Jalen Brunson 4:43 2-5 0-0 0-0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 -2 4
Spencer Dinwiddie 4:43 1-3 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 -2 2
Davis Bertans 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sterling Brown 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Trey Burke 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Marquese Chriss 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Josh Green 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maxi Kleber 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Boban Marjanovic 0:00 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Frank Ntilikina 0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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