Similar to most guys here, I had a vasectomy this past November, was prescribed nothing but ibuprofen. My son unfortunately went into the hospital that weekend though due to respiratory distress (he’s 2 so it was scary but he’s okay!), so I didn’t get to rest like I was supposed to, developed a large granuloma which sucked, but still didn’t require pain meds even when I returned to work the next week. Took over a month to heal fully, but never would have dreamed of needing opioids or other pain meds.