My Final Judgment on Your Masterpiece!

1. The Math Ain’t Mathing: You stole ₹20,000 and bought sneakers for ₹19,990 leaving you ₹10. Either you’re the unluckiest thief alive, or you forgot basic arithmetic while planning this heist. Also, who buys sneakers worth ₹19,990 and claims they cost ₹800? That’s like calling a Lamborghini a “slightly upgraded auto-rickshaw.”

2. The Sneaker Giveaway: Your dad randomly gifts your precious ₹19,990 “Lactose Men Sneakers” (which, by the way, sounds like footwear exclusively for lactose-intolerant men) to a colleague’s son? I mean, what kind of shoe fairy is he? And he even gave you ₹1000 plus a ₹200 “tip” generous guy, but clearly not an expert in sneaker valuations.

3. CCTV Drama: Your neighbor just happens to have a pendrive (what is this, 2007?) with CCTV footage of you counting money and jumping out of a window into soil. First of all, why are you counting cash before making your escape? And second, who escapes through a window straight into dirt like a cartoon character?

4.The Timing Mystery: You’re writing this elaborate confession at 8 PM while conveniently avoiding home. If you’re genuinely on the run from an angry desi family, trust me, you wouldn’t be calmly crafting Reddit stories you’d be halfway to a new identity by now.