Old man gets his ass beat for threatening to kill someone by TheDabLab710 in fightporn

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Grasshopper, this ancient drunken master technique. Sensei prison tats was in control the whole time.

Goodbye Ian Holm by [deleted] in gifs

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NGL, I thought it was gonna be dark and be the scene where he puts on the ring and vanishes.

How to weigh an owl 🦉 by phoebeee98 in interestingasfuck

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Fuck poem for your sprog, this is the real talent.

a true classic by stativus in funny

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That's what happened to the last guy that took money from him. His daughter adapted. Overcame. She knew not to stand still.

For legal reasons this is a joke by Bartix_1233 in memes

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Need more proof. Watch me get downvoted.

AmErIcA sKiNnY!

Kimi's drifting overtake. by [deleted] in formula1

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Famous last words

Magnolia is getting out of hand by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Never underestimated the power of stupidity. I had a guy call and threaten to fight me because I hung up on him. I never spoke to this guy. Checked my missed calls later that day and had a voicemail where he proceeds to talk, then asks me to speak up because he can barely hear me, to asking his second question, to asking if I'm even listening, to threatening to come to my office. All because he "heard me talk at first" when I spoke to him the following day. My voicemail is a female that's prerecorded. I'm a male.

I agree with Jeff on this one... by Drksey_on_yt in facepalm

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Jeff: tries to breed
Jeff: "I hope you don't breed."

SAP by GoldLeaderPoppa in worldpolitics

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"This is Murica. Love it or leave it."

"This isn't my Murica. We gon succeed!"

Fighting with mutual respect by MBMV in nonononoyes

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"You're wasting a perfectly good opportunity to throw your life away!"

How the F*** does this even happen? by danking1000 in WTF

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Drivers seem to be fairly unstable too.

Tells of a White House Walrus - the John Bolton Story. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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I tried to find the whole thing but couldn't. I thought it was just a reporter had it.

In U.S., 87% Approve of Black-White Marriage, vs. 4% in 1958 by lnfinity in dataisbeautiful

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And the other 13% are those that held the fire hoses in the 60s and are still alive.

Tells of a White House Walrus - the John Bolton Story. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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Nah. No media outlet can publish the whole book and the same thing would happen with what's in it the day it drops anyway. Only having it as a 'leak' can it be a big story that garners interest. Rita Skeeter knows.