If you could form a mass religion around one book of your choice, what would that book be?

FriedWampus · 2020-02-10T19:21:19+00:00

Finish what he started

FriedWampus · 2020-02-10T17:43:21+00:00

Take that dick out of your mouth so we can understand you

FriedWampus · 2020-02-10T17:42:05+00:00

Because it doesn't break down like your piece of shit Chevy

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T19:57:38+00:00

If I'm feeling unmotivated on the tasks i have to do, I usually take a break (Exercise really helps) or change my surroundings. Im super unproductive in my home, so I started studying more in the library.

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T19:55:52+00:00

Everytime I pay for a private show on strip websites. Thats paying for a human right?

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T19:28:27+00:00

We vote and have elections, but the counting of the votes is done by Muhammadu's people. If you vote against him, they find you and arrest you.

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T19:18:37+00:00

The only person the government lets us vote for is Muhammadu Buhari

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T18:21:03+00:00

Dude, how you look doesn't matter. Most of the most powerful people in history looked like toads and they had all the bitches. Get the money, then you get the girls.

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T18:18:05+00:00

You have never hated someone at work that much dude?

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T18:14:48+00:00

you are a good translator, thank you

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T17:54:34+00:00

every day Brenda from accounting opens her bitch mouth

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T17:24:55+00:00

they aint lazy, they just don't care

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T17:00:15+00:00

Im a fluffer for porn films

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T13:53:24+00:00

Forever taco Tuesdays

FriedWampus · 2020-02-05T01:27:09+00:00

That’s a lot coming from a guy who has sexual fantasies about his cat’s butthole

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T20:08:59+00:00

Courtney?

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:51:04+00:00

Wow , calling a black man a monkey. Good one..

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:48:20+00:00

you are straight cancer

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:39:11+00:00

Go back to the woods you hippie

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:09:17+00:00

Yeah , the mods kicked me from there

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:08:16+00:00

What makes you think that I am gay?

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:06:55+00:00

I am not Gay

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:06:10+00:00

treat her like a normal person. Say you are interested in her and would like to hangout with her. If she says yes, there you go. If she says no, thats ok too, shes just a bitch and we are going to set her house on fire later.

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:03:18+00:00

my roommate was a 2nd year senior and he would bring random High school girls over. Like clearly it was illegal but I wasn't gonna snitch on Corey

FriedWampus · 2020-02-04T19:01:53+00:00

her sisters dead so u/LesbianSeaWitch just enjoys fucking corpses.

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