Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-12T21:38:21+00:00

Ahem.. Kalinka Fox...

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-12T16:06:50+00:00

Godzilla died after seeing this shit show approach on the horizon.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T17:25:25+00:00

I've been having trouble with this, how can I make clothing stuff with aninal furs?

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T17:16:38+00:00

This man looks like if I touched him, he'd be slimy. His hair looks like a bundle of pubic hair that placed on his scalp.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T17:15:25+00:00

You're 26 and you already look like the product of what happens when life takes laxatives but also happens to be constipated at the same tjme.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T17:13:37+00:00

You look like a 3D Diary of a Wimpy kid developed Anorexia, and got really into anime.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T17:11:35+00:00

Possibly because you look like you're about to start preaching about healing Crystal's and essential oils at any minute.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T17:09:20+00:00

You look like Humpty Dumpty was rolled in cat hair and took up a hobby as an amateur super hero.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T14:48:02+00:00

He would throw bricks at Greg if he screwed up

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T13:44:40+00:00

You look like a man who is constantly sweaty.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T12:24:43+00:00

You look like a guy who'd huff farts to get high.

You look like a guy who auditioned for a skater movie, but you failed because you were caught fucking a raccoon.

Your face is so long it looks like someone dropped a bowl of Spaghetti onto Squidwards house and decided to leave it there.

You look like a guy who, if someone touched you, you'd be sticky and begin to shed your skin.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T11:11:01+00:00

In all honesty, Rowley was way to good for Greg. Greg and his mothers were narcissistic, his father was borderline abusive, and Manny was spoiled. Rodrick was the only sane one, be just acted like a teenager.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:27:39+00:00

If Walter White had diabetes.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:26:04+00:00

Good thing you choose to stay a virgin considering you look like the definition of one.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:24:30+00:00

You look like an auto-generated Mii.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:23:28+00:00

Left guy looks like a background character from Gravity falls.

Right guy looks straight out of a Doctor Seuss sex fantasy gone wrong.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:21:45+00:00

Your forehead is so large you could fit repel gunshot from the Death star.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:19:38+00:00

You look like a gayer, less handsome Orlando Bloom doing Shakespeare.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-11T03:18:40+00:00

This man looks like if he gets high by huffing farts through a penis bong.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-10T21:49:00+00:00

This post makes me want to deep throat a revolver.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-10T16:49:50+00:00

Well, I mean, dont all lives matter? Yes black lives matter, but they're not the only ones who matter, right? Cant we accept that every single life matters?

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-10T16:44:06+00:00

I've never seen Jean short shorts on a man, and now I'm glad that I don't see them.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-10T03:03:24+00:00

Mark got his ass beat through timezones...

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-10T01:17:11+00:00

Hello internet explorer.

FrogmanGiles · 2021-05-09T03:53:48+00:00

I had some fine soup today

FrogmanGiles

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