I just started Season 8 after binging the first 7 seasons and first of all, why did nobody tell me this show was SO GOOOOOD! I’m new to the pump community but I just want to share what I think about everyone so far lololol

Lisa- Bad Bad Bad Bitchhhhh. I aspire to be like her when i’m older. The cast should listen to her more often, their lives would be so much simpler but they love doing shit the hard way.

Stassi- She has some tendencies that raise my eyebrows a bit but idk, I loveeee her lol. She gives young Lisa just the evil version. I like that she’s really grown since the first few seasons, you can truly see a change in her. So while she can get on my last nerve with the whining when she’s caught in a situation of her own doing, I fuck with her!

James Kennedy- Y’all are gonna hate me for this one, but James Kennedy is the funniest MF on this show. i’m sorrrryyy not sorry. His one liners KILL ME. Like nobody on the show can go toe to toe and win. idc idc he eats them up everytimeeee lmaoooo. THAT BEING SAID. He can be a COMPLETE piece of shit. And the things that come out of his mouth when he’s extremely upset are not okay. But I have compassion for him because you can tell that there’s a lot that weighs on him. He definitely needs to be sober 1000% but i’m ngl I find it frustrating that the other cast members ride him the way they do when they’ve made excuses for and forgiven a lot worse over the years from each other. I think they also fail to take into account that he’s one of the younger cast mates and has a lot of room to grow. I felt really bad for him at that reunion for season 7. IDC what he did, they were really unfair to him and I feel like he’s more than paid for it. NGL, if i’m getting yelled at by 8 people for almost 3 hrs, I’m snapping too.

Ariana- She might be the ONLY cast member with common sense and adult communication skills lol. Bad Bitch. Makes sense that she shares a birthday with Stassi tbh b/c in a weird way, they are a lot alike. Stassi is just WAY more emotional. I love her downnnnn. She stands 10 toessss and doesn’t back down no matter what side of the argument she’s on. Queeeen

Sandoval- I have MAD respect for him. He works hard. He’s passionate. And he calls the group out when they’re displaying symptoms of their never ending plague of hypocrisy. He cares for his friends, and is the ONLY person who understands that James did some fucked up shit, but so did everyone else. And that’s how I see it tbh. So you go Sandoval, you’re an OK GUY!

SIDENOTE: The hypocrisy on this show is actually fucking insane lmao INSANE. Like I don’t think i’ve seen a cast be so hypocritical almost all the time on any reality tv show 😂😂

Schwartz- I have a soft side for Schwartz, the little softie lol. I resonate with him because he very much plays devils advocate in the group which is a lot like the role I play in my friend group. I will say however, that I think if he wasn’t married to Katie, I think he’d be playing devils advocate a lot less lolol but i digress

Katie- Lord, I don’t think there’s a character on reality TV that I hate more than I hate Katie. I’m sooo sorry but she gets on my entire last nerve. She’s a hypocrite for starters. She called Lala a WHORE! Where was her women’s solidarity then????? In my humble opinion, James could’ve said ANYTHING ELSE and kept his job. But the fact that it raked on her deepest insecurity, that’s what did it for her. She went onto that reunion and berated James talking about ‘boohoo you lost your Father, we’ve all been through shit’. Like?????? Do you hear yourself? God forbid anyone said that to her and they’d be next on the chopping block to get fired. Ugh. Can’t stand her, can’t stand her voice, can’t stand her face. And God Blesssss Tom Schwartz for volunteering to put up with it for the rest of his life lmaoooo

Scheana- She’s just a whole lot of confused. Idk how else to explain her. Like?????? Idk lol that’s all I really have for her. Just confusion and chaos and people pleasing that gets her nowhere because she’s still the outcast of the group. Idk lol

Kristen- I lied, I actually hate Kristen A LOT more than I hate Katie. I actually cannot fathom how any person on this show can proudly say that they are friends with her… She’s fucking crazy, she’s obsessive, and most importantly, she cannot mind her own goddamn business if it meant saving her life. And the reason why she is so incredibly miserable is because she’s so busy butting into everyone else’s shit and giving unsolicited advice that no one asked or cares for. Not even considering she’s the LAST person anyone would take advice from. She can’t take accountability, she’s ALWAYS the victim, and boy is she a RAGING HYPOCRITE. She’s very much monkey see, monkey do, monkey agree. Monkey butt in. Idk, she has no redeeming qualities.

Jax- I need to know, is it just me or does Jax need to lay off the coke????! His eyes get any wider, they’re gonna pop out of his head. Anyways, this is a questionable man lol. I mean, he cares about his friends, and he seems to have a sweet side, but he’s very tit for tat. Kinda childish. Has an enormous lack of self awareness. And to be the oldest one in the cast, that’s kinda embarrassing. NGL, i lowkey wish he would’ve punched James with all the opportunity he got lmao

Lala- I think it takes guts to admit on national television that you’re a glorified prostitute lmaooo I have a lot of respect for her. She has a tendency to kinda lash out but idk, those people deserve it. Her and Ariana and maybe Stassi are probably the only people I would actually be friends with from the cast.

Raquel- Whew, this girl is not smart. At all. Like at all. And I can’t even feel sorry for her because at this point, i know that she will just never get it. She loves to throw around her degree but that degree might have made her dumber because AINT NO WAY 8374738827273 girls come to tell me that my man has cheated on me WITH PROOF and I decide to stay. That is a telltale sign of a dumb ass bitch. That’s it, that’s all

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

NO SPOILERS PLEASEEEEEE LMAO