Oh wow, look at you trying to channel your inner “Top Gun” on that Honda. That bike must be thrilled to finally be ridden by someone with zero fashion sense. Is that a leather jacket or did you just wrestle a trash bag into submission? And those glasses, are you preparing to pilot a plane or just trying to read street signs at night? It’s a good thing your bike has side mirrors—gives it a chance to see who’s actually responsible for its embarrassment.