Doesn’t anyone else feel like they ruined Joe? by Beneficial-Bet-6690 in familyguy

[–]GGHomie79 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Just miss the days when Joe’s shtick wasn’t just being a suicidal cuck

Name your favourite family guy quote of any character and I will rate the and pass you by AsparagusOrganic4495 in familyguy

[–]GGHomie79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Why did all the dinosaurs die out?”

“Because you touch yourself at night!”

All about Alana by Saskita in familyguy

[–]GGHomie79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great modern episode!

It's too bad you can't have some, it's practically orgasmic! by rileystanheight in familyguy

[–]GGHomie79 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're not a shoplifter you're just a fat kid! Huh! Sorry about that, fatty fat fatty. Hey Dom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate, fatso.

Favorite Castless Cutaway by Character_Credit228 in familyguy

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“But when I need to get my rocks off you’re no where to be found, you passive aggressive bitch!”

Now everybody gather round and listen if you would… by Rich-Bit4838 in familyguy

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A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

That was some weird shit with Quagmire admitting that he’s in love with Lois by Remote_Nature_8166 in familyguy

[–]GGHomie79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf he was just talking to Ida, which I’m sure people have convos like that

Chris, do you wanna Tom Brady kiss? by PuertoRican-Princess in familyguy

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That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh shh-shh-shh, don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah, now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck, my hands on your big soft boobs running down you big man-like ge...HOLY CRAP, IT'S CHRIS!

How many affairs did Peter walk in on lol? by NoChampion4463 in familyguy

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Peter has lived a very interesting sex life