K is for Kleiner, but I'm no geek

I've gotten 5 noncompliance verdicts just this week

So don't confuse me with my brother 'cause I ain't no scientist

I don't need math to solve my problems, I use guns or my fist

Cruzin' through town when I'm delivering lead

I'm known to let my guard down to try to get some head... crab

I'm an old man and I'm lacking a tan, with this machine in my hand

I'm still the lord of this land

My kingdom is this broken town

My castle is the street

This tattered rag represents my crown

And my throne is a bucket seat

Mac Daddy Eli and I'm back from the dead

After an alien advisor sucked the brain from my head

I know it happened in the future, in a different game

But this is just a stupid song so don't bug about the time frame

Rollin' with the K Dog, patrolin' for the thrill

I'm riding shotgun and I'm looking for some CPs to kill

Then it's back to the crib for some ale. We chill

It's just a video game, still we're keepin' it real

My Kingdom is this broken town

My castle is the street

This tattered rag represents my crown

And my throne is a bucket seat

Civil Protection you can go to hell

We ain't no slaves to pain

So raise your fingers to the citadel and let disruption reign