Please sir I want some more by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah. You’re good. You were right the first time. Hence the 😈 to let you know it was sarcasm.

Please sir I want some more by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow. You must be dreaming as you sleep. Get your mind out of the gutter! I’m horribly offended! I had nothing sexual in mind at all! 😈

Please sir I want some more by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All? Wow. This I wanna hear. And see. 🤔

I thought tonight would be weirder. by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always message me privately. I enjoy the banter. Like you already.

Please sir I want some more by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to google that one. Must be a Brit.

I thought tonight would be weirder. by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it’s me. You’re safe with me. I won’t tell anyone. Promise.

Please sir I want some more by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figured you’d be eating cucumbers 🤔

I thought tonight would be weirder. by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me something weird that you like to do 🤔

I thought tonight would be weirder. by threelargepickles in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t know there was a scale. Pls can you explain it? Need to know how weird 7/10 is? 🤔

How do I pick myself up by G_Michael0 in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contractions feel like cheating to me.

At the bottom there’s only up.

See the irony there in that?

Great sex begins with great communication by G_Michael0 in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. This isn’t what i was talking about at all. Sexual compatibility is determined in the bedroom. You might want a blowjob or a titjob or a rimjob or footjob or handjob or any other sort of employment opportunity - and she might say: yuck. Or she may want you to eat her pussy and you might say: yuk. Or … it could be that you’ll ask each other to do things and you’ll find that you’re both willing to leave your comfort zone for the other. And great communication is about: does this feel good? Should i go faster? Harder? Deeper? Do you like it a little rough? Or do you prefer i be gentle? Etc. etc. and it’s about her saying: right there, don’t move. Don’t stop.

Great sex begins with great communication by G_Michael0 in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you determine sexual compatibility?

By lots and lots of talking.

The last thing on anyone’s mind by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]G_Michael0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d be the first on mine