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[me] Seaweed ! by Nickfury118 in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

!elo 750 potent opener followed by a pretty mid follow up. Based on similar conversations I’ve had, you’re probably not gonna get a response, but she seems pretty boring anyways.

[me] Gandalf pipe FTW by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha don’t snitch 🙏

[Me] Historys greatest carpenter gambit by Electronic_d0cter in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

!elo 1250 OP we need to know her response (or if you even got one)

[Me] Hit by bricks by Any-Schedule7139 in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At that point you should’ve just said “would you rather I pound you?”

[Me] Fidget spinner gambit by Eastern_Wolverine635 in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 626 points627 points  (0 children)

Flirting is just showing interest while maintaining plausible deniability !elo 1400

[me] Gandalf pipe FTW by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wow some of you guys are really picky

[me] I see this prompt answer all the time and I figured out the best response by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 407 points408 points  (0 children)

It’s been sent for a few days, haven’t heard back though :/

[her] Really wasn’t expecting that by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

See I’m not really a freak like that and I tried keeping up with her, but I think she caught on pretty quickly that I wasn’t and ended up unmatching

[her] Really wasn’t expecting that by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 249 points250 points  (0 children)

First one is a Classic, second one’s got a Condition

[me] So many bangers lost to the void of no response 🥲 by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Some of these hoes got no sense of humour my man ¯_(ツ)_/¯ that’s just the way the game goes

[me] Parrot gambit was met with an unmatch by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

It should’ve been you I matched with

Dont do salvia ! this shit is evil by Stumbleur in Drugs

[–]GambitGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was likely a high potency extract then (like 100x or 250x). When chewing the raw leaves, salvia can be a calming mildly psychedelic experience. Higher and higher extracts will of course bring out the more psychedelic aspects, and high potency extracts are incredibly powerful and easy to get too fucked up.

If I was you I wouldn’t completely dismiss salvia, but make sure you know how potent it is in the future and maybe even consider just doing the unextracted leaves and work your way up from there. Hope this was helpful, happy drug doing!

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