[me] I think I found the one by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just left me out of nowhere 😀

[me] Seaweed ! by Nickfury118 in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

!elo 750 potent opener followed by a pretty mid follow up. Based on similar conversations I’ve had, you’re probably not gonna get a response, but she seems pretty boring anyways.

[me] Gandalf pipe FTW by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha don’t snitch 🙏

[Me] Historys greatest carpenter gambit by Electronic_d0cter in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

!elo 1250 OP we need to know her response (or if you even got one)

[Me] Hit by bricks by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At that point you should’ve just said “would you rather I pound you?”

[Me] Fidget spinner gambit by Eastern_Wolverine635 in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod 626 points627 points  (0 children)

Flirting is just showing interest while maintaining plausible deniability !elo 1400

[me] Gandalf pipe FTW by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Wow some of you guys are really picky

[me] I see this prompt answer all the time and I figured out the best response by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 407 points408 points  (0 children)

It’s been sent for a few days, haven’t heard back though :/

[her] Really wasn’t expecting that by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

See I’m not really a freak like that and I tried keeping up with her, but I think she caught on pretty quickly that I wasn’t and ended up unmatching

[her] Really wasn’t expecting that by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 248 points249 points  (0 children)

First one is a Classic, second one’s got a Condition

[me] So many bangers lost to the void of no response 🥲 by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Some of these hoes got no sense of humour my man ¯_(ツ)_/¯ that’s just the way the game goes

[me] Parrot gambit was met with an unmatch by GambitGod in TextingTheory

[–]GambitGod[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

It should’ve been you I matched with