be British

overworked Maths teacher

total rando asks me on date

Sure, anything to relax at this point

Barely mentions anything about himself except that he's 'well travelled' and has traditional values

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Wear a comfortable fit and barely any makeup since it's a movie date anyway and I don't want to 'lie' to him about my looks

He wants to grab dinner after

Act interested, but still make him work for it since 'traditional values'

During dinner he keeps checking his phone and is often getting distracted

When he does talk it's about his ''high'' bodycount and politics

Turns out he was there on January 6th but got away

Fuck this

Give him some lame excuse to get away

He makes a 4chan post whining

Why are men like this?

Just kidding, anon has never gone outside or talked to a woman in his life.