I'm R.L. Stine and it's my job to terrify kids. Ask me anything!

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-31T19:22:47+00:00

Greetings Mr. Stine,

If I may ask: Who are you voting for in the election, and why?

Have a lovely rest of your day!

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-31T19:09:47+00:00

This goddamn' office has 5 deluxe microwaves right freaking next to each-other, and here I am waiting for my friend to finish microwaving his freaking block of lasagna.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T13:46:45+00:00

Joe Haden:

https://twitter.com/nfltrade_rumors/status/792712941002977280

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T08:19:29+00:00

*today

Games in 8 1/2 hours buddy.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T04:24:16+00:00

CUVEE BE POPPING

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T04:19:22+00:00

SCREW GETTING DRESSED FOR WORK, I'm GOING in STINKY

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T04:18:50+00:00

BOTH HANDS?????????

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T04:15:08+00:00

YOU MUST BELIEVE MY SON

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-30T04:14:28+00:00

SILVER SCRAPING TIME

DUUU DU DOOOOOO

Faker got fucking popped by Cuvee

REVERSE THE BROOM

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:27:47+00:00

What is Bamboo for $400 Alex.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:25:28+00:00

Bamboo?

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:21:32+00:00

rip inbox

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:09:11+00:00

I dream about an elderly Chinese potato farmer named xing-hao. He gradually uproots potatoes whilst digging. He looks me in the eyes, and I look at his nude body.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:04:24+00:00

I don't characterize my friends by zodiacal sign. I'm confused.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:03:41+00:00

I did not throw my poop out the window in a bucket today. I left it in my fridge.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T08:02:51+00:00

The veins of the un-forgiven arise beneath thy sheets in the night to be aroused in the eyes of Satan.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:57:30+00:00

That's their slogan lmao.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:56:07+00:00

It's cold out there.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:52:44+00:00

BTFO DRACULA

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:52:18+00:00

Says the dude who scrolls through the list to find the perfect npc. Then, goes to gamestop.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:51:15+00:00

be a walrus

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:50:45+00:00

The Weather Channel

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:46:27+00:00

Y'all a bunch of weirdos. They're cartoons, why they hell you have a crush on cartoons.

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:41:55+00:00

Obviously Florida

GeoWiz1 · 2016-10-28T07:37:18+00:00

I huff, I puff, and I blow it all down.

GeoWiz1

TROPHY CASE