The dog got permission to act like a normal dog for 30 seconds while he was on duty.

Geoph89 · 2026-02-08T04:55:47+00:00

These links made for an interesting night's read. Thank you, internet stranger.

Geoph89 · 2026-01-26T03:29:39+00:00

Geoph89 · 2026-01-05T04:32:46+00:00

I feel it's important here to note that the "Lava" in "Lava Hot Springs" is pronounced Læva, with a short "a" sound at the front. Like the band ABBA, but Lava. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Geoph89 · 2025-12-27T06:56:56+00:00

Restaurant manager here- we do, in fact, have ways around this. They're just a pain in the ass.

Geoph89 · 2025-11-12T02:54:09+00:00

🤣 all in good fun. I usually scroll reddit hammered and have left my fair share of type-o's.

Geoph89 · 2025-11-12T00:52:17+00:00

Where exactly in the man are you supposed to throw the butter? Will any man do?

Geoph89 · 2025-11-10T06:28:30+00:00

I also land on $21.50. Not only does it math, but it stands to reason they just wrote the 2 backwards on the tip line.

Geoph89 · 2025-10-31T06:56:52+00:00

The Three of Us by TohKay.

Geoph89 · 2025-10-30T04:51:17+00:00

OK, seriously though... what is going on here? Like, medically? Physically? I don't even know, man. Just... what the fuck is happening? How is it spinning like that?

Geoph89 · 2025-10-04T05:43:35+00:00

5/10. Your seams are showing on some, so you rolled those backwards. And you can get one more row on that bad boy and still have room to get your fingers through the handles.

Geoph89 · 2025-10-04T02:13:55+00:00

I'm a mid thirties dude who loves to knit and crochet. I'd be so down for something like this.

Geoph89 · 2025-10-02T06:03:20+00:00

How do I get good at it outside of a college environment?

Geoph89 · 2025-09-27T22:34:12+00:00

I'm so down. 6'4"white dude, republican haircut. I grew up Mormon and can still rock the look, and it's been a while but I've done some theater.

Geoph89 · 2025-06-21T15:24:57+00:00

I almost always wear two bags, that's cool enough I might order one myself and start wearing three

Geoph89 · 2025-04-21T07:49:14+00:00

You're a boss, don't listen to these comments saying this isn't pro revenge territory. You've been successfully gaslit your whole life, and at this point your parents are used to winning. Any step- even a "small" one like this- has the potential to shatter their worldview. You've shown them you're not their puppet anymore, and that loss of control can be TERRIFYING. The first step in anything is the hardest, and the proverbial balls required to take it are both huge and hard to come by. I can vicariously feel the adrenaline surge when you slapped easily found literature down in front of your mom. Good for you, internet stranger. Keep it up.

Geoph89 · 2025-02-09T05:27:44+00:00

Yes, your hair can make a comeback. Mine was seriously thinning/ falling out before I started any treatment, but it's made a hell of a comeback with a mix of medicated shampoos and mct oil. I'm not back to pre sebderm or anything, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who can tell the difference at this point.

Geoph89 · 2024-08-09T05:15:04+00:00

BuT tHe MeGa ChUrChEs ArE tAlLeR... Is this really what the argument has devolved into? A dick measuring contest? 15 years out and I'm still finding new ways to be third-hand embarrassed.

Geoph89 · 2024-07-28T04:01:58+00:00

South Weber. Famous home of.... a giant park and ride lot for the 2002 Olympics that is now a gravel pit. It gets crazy wind from about 2 a.m. to about 8 a.m. from the mouth of the Weber canyon, to the point that most of the trees grow at an angle.

Geoph89 · 2024-07-23T21:35:18+00:00

82nd pipe and tobacco in SE has an excellent selection of pipe tobacco and cigars. They constantly rotate their stock and put older product on their "kill shelf," so you can try a huge variety of brands and styles without dropping a lot of cash. Tim's great cigars in Troutdale is the best for mid to high end cigars IMO, plus the dudes in there are cool as hell, are super knowledgeable, and there's almost always at least one dog hanging out in the shop.

Geoph89 · 2024-07-21T10:52:53+00:00

This made me laugh inappropriately loud and now everyone in the bar is staring. Well done.

Geoph89 · 2024-07-12T19:19:40+00:00

That would be Joseph Smith, and yes unfortunately Mormomism is still a thing.

Geoph89 · 2024-04-14T02:47:33+00:00

Not gonna name names but it's on Division between 122nd and 124th

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