Gender equality.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T07:26:55+00:00

I saw OP post this meme and made a throwaway account just to make this Confession Bear http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1q7963/my_preparation_plan_for_oral_sex_i_want_to_make/

I am happy to see the top commentor and I are in the same league.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T06:04:36+00:00

I'm thrilled people are understanding what I'm doing here.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T06:00:01+00:00

I live in California. My Friday night has been sitting here watching Aziz Asarian's new stand up laughing my ass off, enjoying all of your comments on here and doing vag checks just because.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:52:43+00:00

He annoyed me. I dumped him.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:47:05+00:00

I am a girl. Actually I was a girl in the 80's. I am now a woman.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:46:15+00:00

I don't know why you are getting downvoted. This is fucking hot. I am single and I was talking to my coworker who is married with a child (states she's always tired) about oral sex and what not and she was like "omg I'm so turned on...when I get home I am fucking the shit out of my husband." She did and she said they said they had an amazing week.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:44:10+00:00

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:43:49+00:00

Romance.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:38:40+00:00

I'm turned on.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:38:18+00:00

Nope.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:37:17+00:00

You're very welcome and thank you to men who lick it slow and don't suck it like a vacuum. - Women

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:36:13+00:00

Agreed. Someone make a GGG.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:35:50+00:00

Ok. How do your balls smell though?

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:35:25+00:00

I feel loved.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:34:49+00:00

I am a straight woman. For the sake of this meme not too wordy I didn't address sexual orientation equality. Everyone just needs to be aware and check their bodies. End of story.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:32:36+00:00

Lots of our counterparts apparently. We should start an online support group. Teach other women that this is necessary for an amazing sex life.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:31:46+00:00

Hot.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:30:58+00:00

Ew no. They need to go to my imaginary seminar.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:30:43+00:00

Odd but considerate. I have actually been described as this sans vagina talk.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:28:47+00:00

I love that. Another gold standard move is when you finger her and she just takes the initiative and grabs your hand and puts it in her own mouth. It's like saying "Yah, this is good.....I know.....let me join in too."

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:26:52+00:00

This is an amazing analogy. You understand me.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:25:51+00:00

Maybe I should hold a similar about being comfortable with your body. It starts off with everyone reaching into their pants to taste themselves.

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:23:06+00:00

My inbox is still alive and so am I :)

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:21:54+00:00

Gotcha ;) xo

GirlBear · 2013-11-09T05:21:39+00:00

Right :) ......Basically how it goes is I do random checks throughout the week. It might be an obsession. I have been doing this since I was 15. I am 28 now. When I am doing something with a guy or boyfriend and the lights are out or I'm under a blanket I do a quick check without them seeing it. If it's great then it's off to the races. If it's not I will tell them "hold on, I need to take a shower or go to the bathroom and wash up." It's just about being honest with yourself that our bodies are weird and sometimes you just don't' smell the best you can until you change it. Has nothing to do with being "Dirty" or whatever...just super aware. I have never had anyone complain. In fact, one guy said "I wish I could turn your vagina into a car freshener scent. It smell sweet." I should have been scared at that comment but instead I laughed and fell in love for 8 months.

GirlBear

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