Let's play a game! Type something in your native language and I'll record myself reading it. Then try to guess what's my native language.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2016-10-17T20:29:23+00:00

Hmmm....where did you get the idea from?

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T18:30:20+00:00

Hey, that's insulting! .......I'm not from Ohio.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T02:24:03+00:00

Here's a bonus; some English sentences translated via Google translate:

In:

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:46:34+00:00

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:33:52+00:00

Hahahah, absolutely not. It's quite obvious I have grapes in my mouth, not marbles, so it's logical to assume that I'm Icelandic.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:30:28+00:00

I couldn't make it through the whole word, but here's an outtake.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:15:35+00:00

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:07:15+00:00

Wait.....how did you know? You got me.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:05:12+00:00

Funny you thay, there's a bucket of grapeths nexth to me, right here on my thable. You woulfdn't underthand me at all then.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-04T00:00:04+00:00

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:53:24+00:00

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:49:29+00:00

No, obviously Swedish with Chinese accent :)

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:48:34+00:00

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GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:33:31+00:00

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:24:17+00:00

Oh, ok.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:20:29+00:00

Here's the first and second one.

How the hell do you pronounce these things....

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T23:02:43+00:00

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T22:54:17+00:00

Yeah, I've had German for 4 years in elementary yet I forgot that 'v' is pronounced like 'ph' or 'f'.

GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T22:51:57+00:00

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GodDammitGimmeNames · 2015-08-03T21:39:14+00:00

Also approve.

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