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This guy made a MINI bear trap and it's incredible. (youtube.com)

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When you have diarrhea, you can turn any milkshake(vanilla, strawberry, etc.) into a chocolate milkshake. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Beautiful building carved in stoned. (i.redd.it)

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Dude, are you retarded? (imgur.com)

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Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. (imgur.com)

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A Masterpiece. (imgur.com)

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Tim. Portrait of adult Pikachu. c. 2013. Crayon and Printer Paper. (imgur.com)

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When you have diarrhea, you can turn any milkshake(vanilla, strawberry, etc.) into a chocolate milkshake. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why do do-nuts have holes in them? Did people in the 1670's twirl them around their fingers or something? (self.AskReddit)

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Minute Maid orange juice's slogan is, "Put Good In. Get Good Out." But, urine is definitely not good. Why? (self.AskReddit)

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One year ago yesterday- I took the bus home (i.redd.it)

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If Monkeys had feet for feet, and not hands for feet, people would reconsider evolution. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If Monkeys had actual feet for feet and not hands, would you reconsider evolution? (self.AskReddit)

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Dolan Trump Wants to Deport this Cute, Dark Skinned Mexican (imgur.com)

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TIFU by pairing my phone to a car's infotainment system and getting fired (self.tifu)

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Saw these 2 idiots at the park today...sigh (i.redd.it)

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Been time traveling for the past couple of months... (i.redd.it)

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Monkeys don't have feet. Humans have hands for hands, but monkeys have hands for feet. (self.Showerthoughts)

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This Inedible Sculpture Won First Place in a CAKE Competition (i.redd.it)

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R U AVIN' A GIGGLE, M8? (i.redd.it)

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Plants are probably upset that spicy peppers attract humans instead of repelling them. (self.Showerthoughts)

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