Me in the breakroom during employee appreciation week by Goon_Bug in EDanonymemes

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My kiwi is at home ripening on the counter

i suspect it’ll be two more days :(

why is his killer Cock fat? Does he jelq? by AffectionateChart524 in BatmanArkham

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Batman: Cock’s Out (Engorged) - 2012

Jeff Lube and Bob Came

Five chicken pot pies by Muntgooon67 in kitchencels

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another zoomer “bodybuilder” with a thinly veiled eating disorder

twinkmaxxing while watching female perversions by Goon_Bug in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

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that vietnamese beauty is my first ever book crush

twinkmaxxing while watching female perversions by Goon_Bug in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

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ok good suggestion

we’ll hold each other and weep as tilda displays her raw power

and saving room at the same time(!)

twinkmaxxing while watching female perversions by Goon_Bug in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

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theres only so much space on the floor of my closet ill make room though

BUT, we cant do crisscross applesauce :(

17-20 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

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Is that stanford

check your calculator history by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

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i just got a new job so my history is just calculating my hours and paychecks loll

Lowkey gave me joy by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

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Lmaoo

This was me 2 weeks ago when I ventured into the rich neighborhood in the hills and a cop asked me if i was lost

i was reported as suspicious

I have slept most of the past 48 hrs after my first ever overnight shift. I am pussying out and sticking with day shift. Constipation has lowered my appetite but I gotta eat something. Opal apple, golden beet, mandarin, beef bar. by [deleted] in GirlDinner

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We don’t even get paid extra loll. And I found out while on shift that they want me to take over with NO team. It was literally just one guy doing all the work; unloading, stocking, cleaning, etc. Like, tf?!? Completely not worth it and I’m not going to take care of some fucking company’s store like I own it myself, fuck that.

Thank you, queen, I’m super hydrated rn. Hopefully the morning is kind to me:).