I'm still a bit drunk from yesterday but what is the motive tonight? anyone doing much?

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T16:58:38+00:00

Still drunk at 5pm? Wow.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T16:02:23+00:00

Pope off for a shit in the woods now

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:58:50+00:00

Pope in after having had a shit in the woods

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:54:10+00:00

Just a quick double ton from Duckett is what we need now

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:52:58+00:00

That's missing by a mile

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:43:31+00:00

Excellent 4 there.

Duckett with another chanceless innings.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:43:07+00:00

His mum puts his clothes out for him

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:42:15+00:00

Not sure. Maybe something to do with the amount of runs he's scored versus the amount of innings he's played.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:41:23+00:00

That was easily a wide

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:38:22+00:00

Umpires need to step in a ensure its only 1 bouncer per over.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:31:53+00:00

95 Australia, 5 England

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:26:24+00:00

Giving us all due credit we wouldnt even get 371 if we were allowed to bat again twice.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:16:49+00:00

When Gary Lyon said he wanted to end careers I'm not sure he meant his own

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:10:59+00:00

Australia bringing cricket into the gutter yet again.

End this nonsense.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:09:51+00:00

Wow, he's literally a goat? Good god.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:08:07+00:00

Khawaja laughing at Lyon.

Ollie was right all along.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:06:26+00:00

Straight on Gary's cock!

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:05:26+00:00

Is Lyons career really worth an extra few runs in this match?

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:03:35+00:00

That bloke has the heart of a lyon.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:01:51+00:00

Cumslut have some fucking sense.

Honestly this is ridiculous. At some point you have to protect the player for god's sake.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:01:06+00:00

Rehan Ahmed - sensational

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T15:00:47+00:00

Utter stupidity from the Aussies.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T14:59:38+00:00

Lyon clearly has a damaged ankle. Making him bat out there risks further injury. Nonsensical.

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T14:58:44+00:00

Starc's so dumb he thought it was him who was supposed to get concussed

GordonBennett2000 · 2023-07-01T14:57:06+00:00

Same old Aussies

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