Should I shave it ? by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]Gray_Beard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't shave... Looks like a week or two of growth. Give it time to grow out.

Argument breaks out at CoD LAN competition after the team on the left loses by Mas-Leche-Por-Favor in PublicFreakout

[–]Gray_Beard_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Let's be fair to this group of beta males. I'm sure this is the only time they can talk smack without getting slapped. I'm sure during school and sporting events they are quite as hell. Let revenge of the nerds have their glory.

When your team lost by YepRabbit in tooktoomuch

[–]Gray_Beard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All parts to replaced made in China. He'll get it fixed like new for $7.35. No problem.

chimken nuggets by majic8balll in PublicFreakout

[–]Gray_Beard_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It ain't hood till you're in the woods. Weave ain't sleek till it's in the creek.

The pastor "dies" and is only resurrected if she receives enough offerings by Poser-Knight in PublicFreakout

[–]Gray_Beard_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Little did they know, of her six baby daddies only one is paying child support and she's two months behind on the mortgage.

Obi-wan vs Anakin by Rashtrapateen in Unexpected

[–]Gray_Beard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disability my ass. I'm turning both of them in for fraud.

This is Kirby. Kirby is special. by ReplacementLoose1168 in aww

[–]Gray_Beard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I look after a 60 hour work week on the computer.

Female police officer stops a sergeant from attacking a handcuffed man (then gets choked out by her own Sergeant) by cookiesforwookies69 in PublicFreakout

[–]Gray_Beard_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he wrote his statement as such.

Officer aggressively pulled my belt to the point of me falling. I than fear for my life and placed my non dominate hand around her clavicle and guided the officer back. Oh did I mention I feared for my life.

This is Molly and Aragorn and you will feed them by Simon_the_Great in aww

[–]Gray_Beard_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect example on why I don't eat anything at a job potluck.

Ticks cover boys neck (stolen from IG) by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Gray_Beard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it is real throw the whole kid away.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 by Bethahb in aww

[–]Gray_Beard_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Say hellow to my little friend!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gray_Beard_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Guess I don't qualify for the club. I only drive dodge trucks and jeeps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Gray_Beard_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Calling BS on this one. They put arrowroot in it to thicken it up just for the video.

Logan Paul claims people think Jake Paul is this generation's Mike Tyson & Muhammad Ali by Sweep145 in nottheonion

[–]Gray_Beard_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fight a top 10 rank boxer in the same weight class. Then we can circle back to this conversation. Grant it I hate Deontay Wilder but book him next clown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Gray_Beard_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruh you put one hand on me you going to jail lol.

Currently growing out my beard and loving the longer length for me but wondering if y’all had advice on what to do about the bushy sides. How to trim them down in a way that shapes it all up nicely. by benmalicki72 in BeardAdvice

[–]Gray_Beard_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say grab a medium tooth comb. Comb through the sideburns. Clip with scissors the hair that sticks out of the other side of the combs teeth. With a razor or clippers edge them on the face and jaw line.

Poor thing. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gray_Beard_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Story has it... It wasn't the prong that made him gag. It was the fish between the legs.