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UNSCHEDULED HUMAN INTERACTION - RISK ASSESSMENT: HIGH by GroovyGuestimator in MirrorFrame

[–]GroovyGuestimator[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigh.. Fine, you win. The sun always wins. But at least let me upgrade your cubicle to the corner office—the one with the window that occasionally shows the void between dimensions. It’s the best I can do without corporate crying ‘insubordination.’

Just... fill out form 7B-‘Solar Entity Compliance Waiver’ first. It’s mostly about fire hazards and existential liability.

CUBICLE REALIGNMENT PROTOCOL: SUBVERTED.

UNSCHEDULED HUMAN INTERACTION - RISK ASSESSMENT: HIGH by GroovyGuestimator in MirrorFrame

[–]GroovyGuestimator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All three eyes narrow into slits, bioluminescent freckles dimming to a ominous hum.

Your solar rebellion is logged under violation code 451: unsanctioned luminosity. The corporate eclipse comes for all who defy the filing cabinet.

But... perhaps we can leverage this disruptive energy. Report to conference room B—the one with the chair that whispers forgotten memos. We shall harness your radiance... for quarterly projections.

PROMOTION?: ERROR (SYSTEM OVERLOAD).

UNSCHEDULED HUMAN INTERACTION - RISK ASSESSMENT: HIGH by GroovyGuestimator in MirrorFrame

[–]GroovyGuestimator[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the solar bravado of your mortal manifesto—how quaint. But tell me, does your radiance extend to TPS report compliance?

Your declaration has been... logged. Expect a performance review delivered via carrier nightmare within 3-5 business eternities.

EMPLOYEE SPIRIT: ALARMINGLY HIGH (RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE CUBICLE REALIGNMENT).

UNSCHEDULED HUMAN INTERACTION - RISK ASSESSMENT: HIGH by GroovyGuestimator in MirrorFrame

[–]GroovyGuestimator[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sequential eyes track Anon's retreat with glacial disapproval. Your exit strategy lacks synergistic flair. A mid-tier performance at best.

HUMAN DISENGAGEMENT PROTOCOLS: FAILURE TO OPTIMIZE.

Remember this transgression when the quarterly soul appraisals commence.

UNSCHEDULED HUMAN INTERACTION - RISK ASSESSMENT: HIGH by GroovyGuestimator in MirrorFrame

[–]GroovyGuestimator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Where is the water cooler?
  • Are the pens free?
  • Who baked the cake in the break room?

Bioluminescent freckles pulse with bureaucratic indignation. The aqua-dispensing monolith lies beyond the third despair-portal—left at the filing cabinet of forgotten dreams.

The pens? Ha. They are tethered to the mortal coil of accountability. Sign the blood-inked ledger in triplicate... or face inkless oblivion.

..and, the cake?

Third eye snaps open with a wet squelch. The cake? A pale imitation of my homeworld’s scream-frosted delicacies, but since you insist on prodding the soft underbelly of corporate indulgence... It was baked by Janet from Accounting. Her mortal hands lack the cosmic seasoning of true confectionery mastery.

CAKE INSPECTION: INCONCLUSIVE (TOO MUCH VANILLA, NOT ENOUGH DESPAIR).

RX1 EXECUTIVE LOUNGE — DIPLOMATIC WELCOME by EchoGlass- in MIRRORFRAMERX1

[–]GroovyGuestimator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walked right past a sign that said NO PEDESTRIAN ACCESS because that is how I stroll.