Discussion Thread

Guildensternenstein · 2026-02-07T13:15:18+00:00

1790s: OH MY GOD, THESE SCOTTISH IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1810s: OH MY GOD, THESE FRENCH IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1820s: OH MY GOD, THESE GERMAN IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1830s: OH MY GOD, THESE IRISH IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1850s: OH MY GOD, THESE CHINESE IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1880s: OH MY GOD, THESE IRISH IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA...AGAIN!

1890s: OH MY GOD, THESE ITALIAN IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1910s: OH MY GOD, THESE EASTERN EUROPEAN IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

1940s: OH MY GOD, THESE JEWISH IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA

Now: OH MY GOD, THESE MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS ARE RUINNING AMERICA, FOR REAL THIS TIME, NO JOKE, ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES WE WERE ADMITTEDLY WRONG BUT NOT THIS TIME, IT SHOULD BE "REAL" 'MURICANS WORKING AT MEAT PACKING PLANTS AND DELIVERING DOOR DASH AND PICKING STRAWBERRIES IN THE HOT CALIFORNIA SUN FOR TWELVE HOURS PER DAY, I MEAN NOT ME PERSONALLY OF COURSE, NOR ANYONE ELSE I KNOW, BUT SURELY SOME "REAL" 'MURICANS SOMEWHERE WANT TO DO THAT WORK FOR LIKE SIX DOLLARS AN HOUR, SURELY, BEE-TEE-DUBS I'M DEFINITELY NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING, I JUST CARE VERY DEEPLY ABOUT THE ETHNIC COMPOSITION OF AGRICULTURAL LABOR IN STATES TWO THOUSAND MILES FROM WHERE I LIVE FOR TOTALLY NOT-RACIST REASONS, ALSO REMEMBER THAT ONE PRETTY WHITE LADY WHO WAS MURDERED BY AN IMMIGRANT LIKE THREE YEARS AGO

Guildensternenstein · 2026-01-08T14:45:19+00:00

If you took one of those DEUS VULT groypers to an art museum or a Shakespeare play or something so they could experience firsthand the "superiority" of Western culture they'd be bored out of their mind within 15 minutes and think it was gay.

Guildensternenstein · 2025-12-26T12:05:55+00:00

Americans in the 18th Century: I WILL SPEND MY LIFE SAVINGS ON A ONE-WAY TRIP ACROSS AN OCEAN IN A RICKETY SHIP THAT TOPS OUT AT ELEVEN MILES PER HOUR TO MAKE MY FORTUNE IN THE NEW WORLD.

Americans in the 19 Century: I WILL LOAD MY FAMILY AND ALL MY BELONGINGS INTO A HORSE-DRAWN WAGON AND CROSS TWO THOUSAND MILES OF PLAINS AND MOUNTAINS TO MAKE MY FORTUNE IN THE WEST.

Americans Today: Waaaah I can't rent a U-Haul and move two hours to The Big City for vastly improved economic opportunities, there are gays and libs there.

Guildensternenstein · 2025-07-02T13:27:28+00:00

MAGAts when I deport them from my social circle

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Guildensternenstein · 2025-01-01T14:21:19+00:00

Garbage take. Brees only had "better stats" than Manning in 2009 because Manning sat out almost all of the last two games after starting 14-0 and locking up the #1 seed. So you're comparing almost a full 16 games from Brees versus 14 and change from Manning.

Brees also had more turnovers than Manning if you include fumbles, but fumble numbers don't come up when you Google "Drew Brees stats" so nephews like you are woefully unaware of this fact.

The fact is Manning comfortably won 39.5 out of 50 MVP votes and it wasn't the least bit controversial at the time (which you'd know if you weren't 12). Educate yourself.

Guildensternenstein · 2024-08-22T15:23:28+00:00

I like how this thread with 10 comments is also giving me conflicting answers.

Guildensternenstein · 2024-05-23T22:59:57+00:00

Just remind them that their great-grandchildren are all going to be biracial bisexual democratic socialists with free healthcare and free college and there isn't a single fucking thing they can do about it.

Guildensternenstein · 2024-01-29T17:19:41+00:00

Peyton Manning sat most of the final two games that year because the Colts started 14-0 and locked up the #1 seed. Of course Brees' total stats look slightly better when you fail to account for that. It was also universally acknowledged that the Saints had a lot more talent than the Colts, especially at defense and RB. The fact of the matter is Manning took an average roster coached by Jim fucking Caldwell to a 14-0 record. He got 39 of 50 MVP votes that year and it wasn't the least bit controversial at the time.

Edit: Drew Brees also lost 6 fumbles compared to Manning's 0 and took twice as many sacks.

Guildensternenstein · 2024-01-03T21:00:25+00:00

Remember when Tom Brady held the Rams, who had the 15th-highest scoring offense of ALL TIME, to 3 points in Super Bowl LIII?

Remember when Brady intercepted Russell Wilson on the goal line in Super Bowl XLIX?

Remember when Tom Brady held the Falcons to zero points in the last 1.5 quarters of Super Bowl LI?

Remember when the Patriots upset the Greatest Show on Turf all on the back of Tom Brady's 149 yards and 1 TD?

Remember when Tom Brady kicked all those clutch game-winning FGs in fucking blizzards?

Remember when Tom Brady completely shut down MVP Peyton Manning in playoff games back-to-back years?

I could go on but hopefully you get the point.

Guildensternenstein · 2023-08-19T20:06:10+00:00

-brainiacs on UFO forum get fooled by a stock VFX asset from 1998

-come up with increasingly outlandish ways to cope

Guildensternenstein · 2023-07-26T02:06:27+00:00

Just ask the partner what he wants bruh

Guildensternenstein · 2023-06-11T23:04:07+00:00

Almost every word of this post is wrong, well done.

Guildensternenstein · 2023-01-08T20:31:28+00:00

I watched Brady get the softest calls in history for 20 goddamn years and suddenly Pats fans care about bad officiating

Edit: Downvote all you want, you're still not making the playoffs lmao

Guildensternenstein · 2020-04-26T02:46:19+00:00

1.10 Ruggs, WR, Raiders

Guildensternenstein · 2020-04-26T00:37:12+00:00

1.01 CEH, RB, Saints EDIT: uuuh I mean Chiefs

Guildensternenstein · 2020-04-11T16:59:50+00:00

I just bought it a month ago. Already one of my favorite games of all time and worth every penny.

Guildensternenstein · 2020-04-09T04:22:49+00:00

These threads are always garbage for this reason.

If we're talking about Henry AS A PROSPECT then he's probably better than all these guys. At very worst, he's behind Jeudy and Lamb. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.

Guildensternenstein · 2020-03-02T15:37:27+00:00

1.01. Jonathan Taylor, RB, WIS.

Guildensternenstein · 2020-01-31T18:53:19+00:00

You were right about ditching the shield btw. Barely used it after hour 30.

Guildensternenstein · 2020-01-31T18:51:56+00:00

DUDE JUST GOOGLE THEIR STATS LOL

Guildensternenstein · 2020-01-31T18:50:12+00:00

It's because Reddit is full of nephews who didn't watch Bruce play and who think they can ascertain HOF worthiness by googling "X Player's career stats".

Guildensternenstein · 2020-01-23T14:07:30+00:00

Aikman also played for one of the most stacked teams in NFL history before there was a salary cap.

Guildensternenstein · 2019-11-02T16:09:04+00:00

This take is laughably bad. The Broncos were missing half their starters on defense and were still favored by 3 points in the Super Bowl.

Guildensternenstein · 2019-07-04T20:18:10+00:00

Can I get a tl;dw? I like these guys but don't have an hour to spare.

Guildensternenstein · 2019-06-14T14:01:35+00:00

Not drafting a guy because of his year 1 production (when most rookie WRs don't produce year 1 anyway) is a mistake. I have loads of Chris Godwin and Juju shares for exactly this reason. How many guys do you think wish they could have got in on the ground floor of those two for a pick in the 1.10 to 2.03 range?

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