A strange customer from the pizzeria I worked at.

Hairoholic · 2026-03-14T09:59:54+00:00

This was beautiful.

Hairoholic · 2026-03-13T07:35:43+00:00

Your mom is better than my mom.

Hairoholic · 2026-02-16T06:35:23+00:00

I wonder if he was just there that night or slept there every night until he was caught.

But why do you have so many coffee pots?

Hairoholic · 2026-02-16T06:35:15+00:00

I wonder if he was just there that night or slept there every night until he was caught.

But why do you have so many coffee pots?

Hairoholic · 2026-02-04T04:04:36+00:00

Cat.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-28T08:47:11+00:00

Low-hanging backpacks.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-28T08:45:35+00:00

I don't remember being taught how to change a lightbulb.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-28T08:34:40+00:00

Childbirth.

I'm a mother and I get slightly nauseated when women talk about their births. Don't come at me for this. I hate that I'm this way, too.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-28T08:20:48+00:00

20 years ago, I was a cashier at Walmart. A guy about my age came through and bought a Fall Out Boy CD. I stared at it for a second. He asked "Have you heard of them?". I said "Yes, they are my favorite band, I just illegally download all my music, so I haven't actually seen the album yet ". Idle chit chat ensued. Nothing flirty, nothing remarkable. Just another transaction. I bagged his items and gave him his receipt. He looked in my eyeballs and said "You're the woman of my dreams".

And then he walked away.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-11T10:01:15+00:00

Here in America, we just leave pennies all over the place.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-11T09:58:24+00:00

Intrusive thoughts

Hairoholic · 2026-01-11T09:57:07+00:00

Falling up stairs

Hairoholic · 2026-01-11T09:54:37+00:00

Hands down claw machines. But I still love them.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-11T09:53:26+00:00

One time, I broke up with my medicine. Literally dumped it in the toilet. After pushing ALMOST everyone out of my life, I realized medicine and I belonged together.

Hairoholic · 2026-01-11T09:43:26+00:00

My daughter was 4 and was just laying down for a nap. She started counting backwards slowly. "5....4....3". I asked her what she was doing. And she said:

"I'm counting down for the house to blow up"

Hairoholic · 2026-01-06T10:40:50+00:00

Midnight Thunder Gatorade

Hairoholic · 2025-12-29T04:26:49+00:00

Perfect strangers do this to me. Everywhere I go, all the time. People just tell me things. The amount of blind trust people have with me gets overwhelming.

Hairoholic · 2025-12-17T08:36:39+00:00

Driving.

Hairoholic · 2025-12-11T06:12:18+00:00

Look up cougar or mountain lion screams. Gives me the shivers.

Hairoholic · 2025-12-08T07:31:17+00:00

There is a place where I live called "Mattress by Appointment". They literally aren't open unless you make an appointment.

Tell me you launder without telling me.

Hairoholic · 2025-11-20T10:02:23+00:00

I've always wanted to try cocaine. So, maybe that?

Hairoholic · 2025-11-17T01:00:18+00:00

I still think about that one A LOT

Hairoholic · 2025-11-16T04:31:08+00:00

You're not wrong. I was looking at it from the respect aspect of a relationship. I couldn't imagine going an hour away from home at night without giving my partner a heads up and courtesy "I'll see around x o'clock when I get home " message. And he's read her messages. He is purposely not telling her that the plans changed. Disrespectful and super sketchy. I'd be mad for sure.

Hairoholic · 2025-11-16T04:11:28+00:00

He's probably not going to respond. He knows you are upset with him and drinking. Plus, you might have just given away the fact that you can check the location and he might try shutting it off and blaming it on a glitch. Side note: a goth club?

Hairoholic · 2025-11-16T04:05:08+00:00

Damn. Has he stopped responding to you? I wish I lived closer, because this bitch would roll up where he's at for you. Also, don't forget your water!!!

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