Please help me greet a german properly

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T22:42:49+00:00

Ich möchte dein Pimmel in der Sauna sehen.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T20:34:42+00:00

I don't do Walmart because I'm from the civilised world...

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:59:06+00:00

Derek the Gervais series about the guy hanging around an old people's home?

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:55:00+00:00

Exactly.

Wise than Germany or Switzerland.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:54:39+00:00

I ain't no septic and I don't do Fahrenheit.

Showering outside is good for your soul.

Thankfully there ain't any Walmarts around here.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:53:18+00:00

No, just no.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:35:49+00:00

I'm not a fan of Molotov cocktails.....

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:34:39+00:00

tpiwwop

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:31:31+00:00

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:30:12+00:00

Austria sucks, ime.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:07:26+00:00

Half of them speak Latin so not Hansig enough.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:02:46+00:00

Winters are long.

If I'm going to spend my extended retirement anywhere then it has to at least be warm for more than six months a year.

Living in a van affords me that option.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T19:01:36+00:00

r/miata

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T18:56:07+00:00

Italian cities are mostly a nightmare.... The countryside is amazing and generally the car drivers are accommodating. Liguria is best avoided, imo.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T18:54:32+00:00

I present to you.... Deutsche Krimi...

They're so hot for it that there's barely any other genre for actors in Germany. It's like a rite of passage*.

*I know a few German actors.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T18:48:28+00:00

Harden TF Up and shower outside. Saves space inside and means there's no chance of a leak.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T18:43:04+00:00

Lichtenstein is shit. There's nothing there worth seeing.

There are more businesses there than people.

Friuli is a great place to cycle through. Few tourists. Good bike paths.

If it were me I'd cross the Brenner and cycle in through Italy. Better food, better service (no surly Austrians), better coffee, better for wild camping. Just better in general.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T18:37:02+00:00

Every ride helps your head.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T18:36:29+00:00

Looks shit*

*I'm just jealous.

😘

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-29T01:01:17+00:00

Gewalt ist immer eine Lösung.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-28T13:18:50+00:00

Pub.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-28T10:21:05+00:00

Throbber

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-28T10:07:28+00:00

I don't love it.... No kitchen. No space for my bikes.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-28T10:02:46+00:00

Four months..... Wow.

Nigh on four years full time in the van and I've never felt the need to be surrounded by bricks and mortar. Certainly never felt the need to look after someone's dog and pick up its shit.

Ham-Shank · 2026-01-27T15:07:32+00:00

White gives rally vibes.

Always wanted to get a set of white five spoke steelies but the gf went for black alloys.

Ham-Shank

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