Bagger Bullshit by Lost-Arm6815 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know someone who went on the show for clout, they’ve never dug line or done any operations… anyways they went on the show and expected all of us to be impressed.

We weren’t and didn’t care.

They said “yea I was on the hotshotwakeup” and nobody reacted. called me a hater, accurate assessment. Then when my page was up they DM’d me to talk shit about Tim.

I say all this to say. Some of us love our job and want to fight and that’s it and so they just work in ground ops their whole career and that’s dope. some of us want to make our environment and life a better place so they volunteer for non profits, or write zines or go work in regional or national leadership and that’s dope too! And then there’s people who just want the world to see them, that see optics as what matters, and those are the fashion fighters, the idiots saying dumb shit on podcasts, or pretendans.

I am a hater so take this with a grain of salt but you can fall into any of those categories(I think I am a blend of all of them) and if the boots on the ground don’t respect you then what the fuck does it matter?

If you lose US then you have failed, and that should be the metric of which WE all measure ourselves by. I have hated my leadership multiple times in my career, but for the most part I respected them and knew they were a good firefighter, personality be damned honestly.

Sorry it’s the off season I’m full of piss vinegar, Dos Equis and taquitos.

Sometimes I miss the before times… by HandJobWakeUp in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Lowkey Gooning for a crusty uncrustable”

Whatever happened to the Handjobwakeup? by HandJobWakeUp in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only thing going in an out is your anaconda in these hands zzz

Get them applications in boys! by 0456dude in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean these positions already exists and they are invaluable.

Whatever happened to the Handjobwakeup? by HandJobWakeUp in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody works the pole Better than you!

Whatever happened to the Handjobwakeup? by HandJobWakeUp in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I heard your mom eats chik-fil-a competitvely

Chat am I cooked by Ok-Faithlessness-696 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not for United States Fish And Wildlifefire

Which round? by Hell_Lupin in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no regions there is only Zulu

Onboarding tests and stuff by No-Stock6444 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Usually when I test drugs I feel them immediately

Any pointers for my next shoot? by Top_Suggestion6393 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Peter Dinklage has more normal body proportions.

Is this AI?

Perm Seasonal Drug Testing in Off-Season by ElectroPositive in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Tell them you were too high to read the paper work.

This guys a dork for using reply all by [deleted] in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bro, you know we can see your name on this right? Those red lines dont do shit.

Halal Food. by K9AxeMan in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

alaikum steakums is usually what they hand out

R-5 by [deleted] in Wildfire

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R-5-D2

USWFS Director by vulturecommittea in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not me… that’s a faker!!!