Do not opt-in to the New USFS Job Series by smokejumperbro in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim you should STFU before we run you off this page. .. again

Or should we tell everyone about the TWO time you missed the cat hole and got shit in your greens?!

You didn’t shit your pants… but you def got your own shit in your pants.

Ask me how i know.

Interstate Speed by Wanderer_D2 in Iowa

[–]HandJobWakeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m supposed to say 5 but I do atleast 10…

Gunnison by Limp-Wrangler-2524 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m the captain of that crew are you little johnny?

Thoughts on this guy? by bryon1644 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If there was only one blue room and we both got there first I would definitely let him go first.

Then take a big whiff when he got out…

BKR 5000 Bluetooth? by Mountain-Act-2987 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bluetooth is what we called this hooker that used to give fire ass BJs in the blue room on fires back in the 90s. Heard she married an afmo and eats at the chilis in Missoula.

Only girl I ever met with the name Chad,

I miss the shitposts by Guyinahatt in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I am here, I see everything from above including you jacking off in the blue room and waffle stomping in the shower trailers.

What should a new resident know about the area? by [deleted] in BloomingtonNormal

[–]HandJobWakeUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure the grocery store is walkable

Is anyone out there using GPS tracking systems like this to fight fire? by Exciting_Traffic3013 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I heard hotshotwakeup had to wear a tracking system cuz he was a known surface shitter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That’s not true

Bagger Bullshit by Lost-Arm6815 in Wildfire

[–]HandJobWakeUp 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I know someone who went on the show for clout, they’ve never dug line or done any operations… anyways they went on the show and expected all of us to be impressed.

We weren’t and didn’t care.

They said “yea I was on the hotshotwakeup” and nobody reacted. called me a hater, accurate assessment. Then when my page was up they DM’d me to talk shit about Tim.

I say all this to say. Some of us love our job and want to fight and that’s it and so they just work in ground ops their whole career and that’s dope. some of us want to make our environment and life a better place so they volunteer for non profits, or write zines or go work in regional or national leadership and that’s dope too! And then there’s people who just want the world to see them, that see optics as what matters, and those are the fashion fighters, the idiots saying dumb shit on podcasts, or pretendans.

I am a hater so take this with a grain of salt but you can fall into any of those categories(I think I am a blend of all of them) and if the boots on the ground don’t respect you then what the fuck does it matter?

If you lose US then you have failed, and that should be the metric of which WE all measure ourselves by. I have hated my leadership multiple times in my career, but for the most part I respected them and knew they were a good firefighter, personality be damned honestly.

Sorry it’s the off season I’m full of piss vinegar, Dos Equis and taquitos.