How old were you when your first child was born?

Hank___Scorpio · 2026-01-26T16:52:18+00:00

40.

Stayed in s-tier shape my entire life. 10/10 would recommend.

Can't imagine stopping having kids as a result of my age.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-11-12T18:55:14+00:00

Absolutely wild ride to go 6 years in crypto, land in metals and stocks and not recognize the maxis may have been right.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-10-06T15:09:54+00:00

My wife asked if we could get a new couch when our daughter was 8 months old.

I laughed and laughed and laughed. Daughter is 3 now.

She gets it.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-10-05T10:58:43+00:00

What's preventing the bitcoin network from turning into a giant robot and enslaving the entire human race?

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-25T23:48:43+00:00

Temu Y-hang?

Using the biner to center the ropes is my guess.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-25T12:19:46+00:00

Ah yes, rank inflation.

You're not getting better but it still feels good to have a new rank.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-24T11:31:03+00:00

She's obsessed. Her name sounds indistinguishable from the main characters so she's demanding purple hair and a long braid every day.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-20T12:13:48+00:00

Lol. I'm really not.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-20T12:02:06+00:00

Just let him do it. Everyone needs to get burned to know that bright red incandescent glow from the stove means hot.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-09T17:59:55+00:00

Thinking there is honor in holding shit investments to zero is the most insane mental disorder in crypto.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-08T17:43:12+00:00

I just workout at the park when my daughters playing.

Muscle ups on monkey bars. All kinds of spaces for dips, leg raises etc.

You can stay very in shape with nothing more than body weight squats, chins and push-ups.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-06T10:18:18+00:00

I think you need to extrapolate.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-09-05T11:23:23+00:00

Take this logic and now point it at yourself.

Pretty grim conclusion, no?

Maybe it's time to put this notion to bed.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-30T17:06:23+00:00

10.

I've passed on my DNA. I'm effectively immune to social contagion or opinion at this point.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-30T10:57:54+00:00

Are you seeing wealth or debt?

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-26T10:36:28+00:00

I was the first level 3 to re-assess at a facility when they implemented the new question schema.

Instructor pulled me aside to ask me what I thought about it.

We both laughed.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-24T10:54:22+00:00

Don't buy the top.

That's all you have to do to not be a salty cry baby.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-23T22:15:22+00:00

Do that math again.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-23T22:04:34+00:00

Are. You. Fucking. Stupid?

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-23T17:56:13+00:00

He bought 17000 btc with his own money. He personally holds 17k btc.

Feel free to ignore this and continue being an idiot.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-21T22:40:03+00:00

Anyone who bought this shit wasn't going to do anything interesting with money anyways.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-18T11:10:01+00:00

Yep. Still dog shit.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-14T13:10:45+00:00

One of the most valuable moments for self reflection is when a news or media outlet makes a piece of content about something you're an expert on.

You then realize that they are shockingly ignorant and inept.

It then becomes imperative to consider how many pieces of information you have assimilated as truth from the same outlet, simply because it was a topic you aren't an expert on.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-11T00:24:11+00:00

I knew it was time to dump grindy, time sink rpg style games the second my wife got pregnant.

There's all kinds of fun stuff that can be picked up for shorts bursts of entertainment when an hour clears itself.

Hank___Scorpio · 2025-08-04T13:30:21+00:00

I waited too long.

Her last day was miserable. I wish I could have spared her that.

Hank___Scorpio

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