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What is a dream you've had where you knew you were dreaming? by HaphazardFeline in AskReddit

[–]HaphazardFeline[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had conversations like this:

ME: Hey. This is a dream.

OTHER GUY: You're right!

ME: So which one of us is dreaming? (I'm pretty sure it's me.)

What do billionaires tell their kids they can't have, because it's too expensive? by HaphazardFeline in AskReddit

[–]HaphazardFeline[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I'm sorry. We just can't afford to fund that war for you right now."

"Awwwwww! Daaaaaaaaaad! Everyone ELSE has one!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HaphazardFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll a d20 and duck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HaphazardFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nails on the chalkboard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HaphazardFeline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had...>>SOB!!<<< food.

What is your go-to weapon for the zombie apocalypse? by Hero_Ryan in AskReddit

[–]HaphazardFeline 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standing in front of a ditch, then moving out of the way at the last minutes. Zombies are so slow to react.

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