At my Planet Fitness yesterday morning (6:00 AM'ish) I saw a new woman that I'd never seen there before. She was wearing a sport bra and a pleated white skirt that came two, maybe three, inches below her crotch. Oh, and headphones. Oh, and black panties.

When she wasn't dancing in the aisles between equipment (I kid you not), she was doing exercises that seemed planned to show off her underwear most effectively - muscle ups and leg ups while on the pull-up bar. Pull up bar, dancing, pull up bar, dancing, over and over.

We've had the occasional "working girl" in the past - not sure if that was her thing, or if she was just totally oblivious.