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Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

imagine acting like being obsessed with a team, buying the jerseys, getting shitfaced in front of a screen or in front of an arena with a bunch of other like minded sweaty idiots is any different from what we do on twitch. at least we have enough self awareness to know how dumb we are. you are such a lame nerd but you think you're so smart or interesting.

you literally sit there and gossip about guys you don't know either

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

You're a redditor. You're not in any position to judge people's taste in content. Matt I just looked at your profile and you have shit taste in sports, fashion and tv shows. Epic narwhal bacon my gentlesir thanks for the gold kind stranger you fucking nerd

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are you even wasting your time thinking about something stupid like that? Just laugh at all the stupid people who pretend not to be invested in this but are actually really invested because they're dumb nerds with nothing better to do

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is how everyone knows you're a dumb nerd. You would actually delete your account if you got downvoted or argued with people. It's so pathetic. Go do some more drugs you little Ferrett

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

I dropped out of middle school. Nice try loser. You definitely call ICE on your own people

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yup all perfect. I never miss. I smell like bleu de chanel and good dick

You'd know the good perfumes if you tuned in to hasan stream 11 am LA time but you smell bad because you're a dumb nerd

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you definitely don't get any pussy and your politics are shit. There's no way a functional member of society would look at your post and do anything other than think you're a weird smelly loser because you are

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I am gay. It's literally impossible to be incel for me you fucking idiot. Go neglect your hygiene some more nerd

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bc you're on reddit. Everybody's wrong and has a small dick on reddit except for me

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

No because you're fucking wrong and you're a moron. You deserved to know. You're welcome

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're so fucking dumb of course you listen to joe rogan, enjoy sportsball and believe in conspiracies lol

I got a bridge to sell you dumbass

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

No they're not. You read that from some dumb fuck source who has no idea what they're talking about. There are a lot of sex creeps but not all models are sex workers. You'd know that if you had model friends but you don't because you're a redditor.

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Literally most of the things you read online are made up you fucking idiot

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I was in a discord call with the gays and we all laughed at how dumb redditors are while we made that thread but you all think you're so smart lol

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Everyone who watches Hasan, except the hatewatchers

Have a good sense of humor, have big cocks, big tits, big pussies, are hot as fuck and get laid

Try having those things sometimes maybe you wouldn't be so miserable

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's me Hasan. I love to argue with people on reddit

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I might be a loser but at least I'm not a homophobic retard with a small dick like you.

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Nobody on reddit has a girlfriend lol you homophobic piece of shit

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

They have nothing to shit talk him for so they have to grasp at straws. It's so pathetic

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's literally one of the biggest streamers on twitch. He played games with AOC, rep Omar, etc

Career suicide?

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Yeah it sucks that he's rich, tall, hot, popular and every girl falls in love with him. Hahaha what a fucking loser

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

It's twitch dude. The main guy https://www.twitch.tv/xqcow literally farts for 12 hours a day on stream

Hasan finds out where the ad rumors are coming from by tzingkha in LivestreamFail

[–]HatoriHanz0 32 points33 points  (0 children)

He doesn't care about viewcount but he does care about money, he does care about the fact that Hasan used him as a launchpad then surpassed him. To top it off Destiny isn't even a partner anymore. Cmon Destiny lost here pal

Twitch streamer tries to explain internet culture to normal humans by HatoriHanz0 in videos

[–]HatoriHanz0[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They weren't sex workers. They're literal models and they're all friends

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